oh how they'll laugh when real mechanical spiders walk through the town
killing everyone with their deathrays

hmm, maybe I could get a government grant to make a spider with deathray eyes
( Discomeats DEFEND AMBIENT FOOD ITEMS!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)

i certainly will
town is a bastard to get through these days, what with chavs, pikeys and the bloody one-way system.
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)

oooh
*shudders at the thought of camel spiders!
www.videovat.com/videos/521/camel-spider.aspx
not to be watched if you are eating... or hungover *more shudders
( sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)

that's a biggun, isn't it?
i used to have a tarantula, spiders hold no fear for me.
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)