My favourite thing to doMe: did you see the news this morning?
unsuspecting fool: no, what happened?
m:that actress has died, it was on last night that she'd been stabbed but apparently she died in hospital this morning.
uf: which actress?
m:that one out of legally blond, reese something.
uf: witherspoon?
m: no, with a knife..
cue hysterics
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Tue 9 Sep 2008, 18:46,
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unsuspecting fool: no, what happened?
m:that actress has died, it was on last night that she'd been stabbed but apparently she died in hospital this morning.
uf: which actress?
m:that one out of legally blond, reese something.
uf: witherspoon?
m: no, with a knife..
cue hysterics
this jokeis still win, and I use it regularly.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:27,
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