I wanna move in next Tuesday
*phones Northern Rock for mortgage*
( Halibut Pick a hole. Any hole..., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)

that'll be £500,000 please sir
with interest at 400%
( Finite went on holiday! :D, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)

Pffft. No worries.
The American govenment will underwrite me. Suckers.
( Halibut Pick a hole. Any hole..., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 9:15, archived)

*resposseses*

( Finite went on holiday! :D, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)

Hmpf...
I bet there's not mushroom in there...

/hides
( Shazzoir As seen in the '80's, but 30 years older..., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)

*slaps*
for some reason it took me ages to get that joke, must be too early..
( Finite went on holiday! :D, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)