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[challenge entry] Stonehenge

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(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# cancer.
i like this.

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# But is it art?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# yes,
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# probably
more good nings sirah
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# ^this^
actually maybe it was and just one smug druid got a huge grant to make it while most of the other driuds bitched about it saying, "it's just a pile of rocks; it's not art".
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# i really don't think druids were involved in this.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# indeed
perpetuation of common misconception for comedic effect. Apologies for suspension of disbelief failure.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# these are not the Druids he's looking for?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# My ex studied for three years to become a druid
just so she could have unrestriced access to Stonehenge.:P
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# So we think Stonehenge is the Druidian equivalent of Tracy Emin's Bed?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ^
Deep juxtaposition -- had to think about that what with the fags and stones and stuff
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# My wee sister was there over the summer
as part of the excavation... she's on Time Team when it eventually televises.

However, what you won't see on the Telly is all the alien artefacts they dug up!

Apparently the site was riddled with technology we can't even imagine a use for yet.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# it's all ture.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# alright then
maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration... but they did find remnants of a previous henge which occupied a similar space.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# what is true is that she (and the rest of them) were almost constantly
heckled by druids while they were digging up their sacred site... slow hand claps and everything...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# What?
People visit it by the coach load?:P
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Ah a 660 a day man are we?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I got through 5 lighters a day
... I'm starting to feel it man
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I'm not suprised silly
You not supposed to smoke the lighters!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Should've used
Benson and Henges
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# *spang*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# pffh :)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# arg!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# ooohh
that one hurt
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# ha ha ha
I don't know what people are complaining about - that's a perfect pun.

10 points
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'm so choked up right now.

I'd like to thank my manager, my parents, my neighbour Jeff....
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# my goodness
those are the EXACT words I was going to write after checking the joke hadn't bindun!

*faints*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Lovely fags!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# mmmm....
fags.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# but they're not Duty Free...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Fantastic!
more of this sort of thing!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# fagtastic
:)

more nings
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Ningles!
Another day. Another raft of numpty customers who haven't tried turning their computers off and on again.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# :D
yeah - another day and another raft of statistical reports, strategic plan targets, ... funding council returns... meetings to organise.. erm...

I get nervous when I think of all the work I have to do and I need to come on b3ta to calm down

:)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# You forgot the stargate...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Mystery solved!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)