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[challenge entry] Quick and dirty...

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(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Well I like it :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# i'll bet!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Ha! Michelangelo would be proud.
Or horrified.

Does anyone else think there is something 80's about that mannequin?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# you mean in the way it looks like he's about to dance off the bad guys and earn the respect of his peers on the tough streets of new york?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# You got SERVED!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# arg, I must have psychically channeled it, like some kind of australian who talks to aliens in her head
only I channel... THE SPIRIT OF DANSE!

ahh yeah :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# he starts out with high hopes and then things go wrong
:(

but wait! what's this? he's found a new determination and has applied himself and gone the extra mile and now, against all the odds, he's managed to succeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# and with a totally RAD NEW DANCE STYLE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# those stuffed shirts weren't ready for the paragidm shift
and he redefined the way we think about dancing today...

the main judge said that he'd broken the rules, but that was clearly because he couldn't handle his whole world being redefined by the attractive young upstart... but then, in an unexpected twist, the other judges said they thought he was the best and the crowd went wild!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# yay! and it ends with a party!
and everyone is dancing!

or on fire!

someone will be on fire dancing and they'll all laugh!

:D

edit: even the very stuck up authoritative Mrs Spengelnaziberg, she's dancing too!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# she used to be so prim and propper
but the enthusiasm with which the youthful dancers move and express themselves has reminded HER what it's like to be young and she can't help but rip open her blouse and expose her ample chest to the male teacher with whom she has spent the entire film awkwardly flirting. He can't take it and pops the biggest boner ever and she pole dances up and down it... while he falls to the ground passed out because the 6 foot boner has reduced his blood pressure dangerously.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# back to her days in the hitler youth!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Somehow, somehow, you two have made this film worth watching. Please make it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# much like the 60's and the 70's
the 80's are gone, man

plum gone

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# we should start story boarding it.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha
period dramas are always expensive

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
yeah - we need to get HBO AND the BBC to fund it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# "Why Mr D'arcy! What strange perambulations of the mind cause you to move in such a manner!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# except, reading it back
DMs clearly talking about the streets and I (for unknown reasons) have set the film in an English preparatory school full of stuffed shirts and teenage angst...

I think the jux de position works well.

... kid from the streets tries to make it in posh school AND maintain the respect of his street friends, while making new posh friends AND shagging the super posh girl everyone wants to shag!

It's like every teen film I've ever hated.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# every teen film is the same
of course, they then go on to be the Conservative MP for Middle Class By Sea, Sussex so all the dancin was pointless
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Dear Christ the 1980s need to be shot with guns attached to axes that are on fire and covered with bad AIDS.
Over and over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# twice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# With extreme prejudice
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# from orbit, to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Quick get a film crew, some lighting, cameras, scenery
a £1 pack of electrical tape and I reckon you have the makings of a hit movie there
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# b3ta the Movie...
if bloody Jackass and Dirty Sanches can do it... !
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Ha ha
little office lol there
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# he look like he's
about to start paying...in sweat.

FAME! (etc...)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha, that's something you don't ever want to hear someone say
"YOU GONNA PAY ME BITCH, YOU GONNA PAY ME IN SWEAT!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# some people
pay other people to talk to them like that.
apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# must be those personal trainers
"DROP AND GIVE ME 20!"

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# *drops*
*only manages three*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# "YOU SOME KIND OF GIRLY MAN, BOY?"
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# cock pushups?
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# No
it's just these trousers.

or, no thanks I've just had one. Choose your favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# one is all you need
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# headband and sweatband
I did think that at the time...
edit: or this^^
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Oh good
it's always nice when someone else has the same mental illness thinks the same
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Holl Lee WOOD
!!

*snaps fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I don't
know as I spent the 80's in a cocaine-fuelled daze.
What I do know is that every time ppl post their mannequins I notice none of them look like mine which appears to be carved more like something out of i-robot.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# now's the time to admit you used a brick sized mobile phone with a cockney geeza faaaaaaaaaaaaak caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant accent
in the porsche :)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# the white porsche
... ZOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# haha.
Does it count if the porsche was a 928 S2 turbo in blue and I never had a brick phone? But my mate did.
I had a Panasonic car phone that they called a 'transportable' on account of you could unplug the handset and take a big pack out of the boot and carry it around like a handbag. It was huge, but there was no such thing as a mobile back then and the only time it was useful on 'portable' mode was when me and my mate were at some function and I got a call saying his mrs had gone into labour.

I ain't never done no Cock-er-knee accent in my life. I'm a norvern lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# oh.. breeze block phone
:D

heh

nobody should speak cock-knee

it's just wrong :)

I bet you could cook a chicken with those 80's phones :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# indeed.
My mate had the big grey brick and made his managers carry them at all times ( which was like show and tell when we went to the pub )
but mine was a genuine car phone that allowed you to dismantle it into a shoulder bag and make calls at about a pound a minute (1987ish )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# a pound a minute was actual money 20 years ago
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I like this a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Thanks!
Due to my 'shop skills being rrrrrrrubbish, I'm quite enamoured with this comp..
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# yeah
if only I knew some art... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# try
www.tate.org.uk/
there's some lovely stuff on there..
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I might try and do some Rothko
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# ha!
you've been more generous with his genital package than Michelangelo was.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# haha!
woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# hehehee
*click*

we got a winner
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# This is brill.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)