Why are you looking at a picture of my dressing gown?


From the Recreate a Famous Work of Art challenge. See all 135 entries (closed)

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

yay!

( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

Such dainty hands
have a click, dainty hands.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

They are indeed dainty and tiny

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

Tiny handed women for the win.
Maybe we should have some sort of 'we wear kids gloves' club. Or 'we can dry the bottom of the glass' club.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

Ha, can't dry the bottom of glasses
Last time I tried I sliced my hand open when the glass cracked :(
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

Ouuuuuchie :-(
I think I suprised my friends when I managed to fit into a solid plastic bangle designed for little girls. Suprised myself a bit. It took a while to come off though :S
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

Ah yes, very good at getting my hand INTO things
It's getting them out again I have problems with.



And I am aware that that statement could be taken to be completely filthy
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

As if I would ever take something filthily.
Paragon of virtue, me.

;-)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

Sitting there polishing your halo

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

*rubs ring*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

*naughty giggles*

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

I'll do yours as well if you like.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

*not sure what to say*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

I'll cry if you don't say yes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

Well, yes then
Can't have the dear Cap'n in tears!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

Hurrah!
Bend over, Blacktrellis.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

O_O Why is that poker red?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

It's paint. Just paint.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

Ah ok then
*bends*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

I'll get the camera

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

Mrs Vagabond ordered some leggings online the other day
When they arrived they were kids' leggings - age 10!

Obviously I found this MASSIVELY arousing.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

Hahahaha :D
I've got some small/medium leggings that fit, that's pleasing enough for my wobbly self.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

Mrs. Undercover is about 6 foot and a million or something (a deal taller than me anyway)
and so has a problem when it comes to tights and leggings because the only people who have realised that women don't get wider as they get taller are Wolford... who make the MOST expensive tights ever.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

For a short cow
I've got silly length legs, so tights are always too short for me too. I just lop the ends off them now, hem them and then wear socks and long boots with them. The only ones I've got that are long enough were some cheapies from Tesco that fit, strangely.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

Hmm, women with small hands....
*naughty mental place*
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

Oooh, ooh I know this one
Bedlam!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

Bedlam?

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

Naughty mental place.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

Ah so
*sidles off confused*
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww
like tiny kitten paws.
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

Only less furry

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

As my old grandad used to say
"Always go for the girls with tiny hands".
( Rainbored78 is being a bit cheeky., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

Blummin hell! WOOHOOYAYHOUPLAH!
MC Escher - best of all the rapping mathematical conundrum-based illustrators.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

THIS FOR THE WIN
also - Trelly has very sexy hands!

*fetishes*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

Hand fetishist too huh?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

hahahahahahah
woo!


get dressed!
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

No, I am comfy
So there :P
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

have you tidied up yet?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

No, I am fighting 'Can'tbearseditis'

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

if you find the cure let me know

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

I'm on a clinical trial to see if b3ta is the cure
It seems not so far, but I'll give it some more time
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

I like it!
Ecsher-sketch?
( enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

.

( R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

haha, very good :)

( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

ningles Archie

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

'ello fella :)

( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

I like three things in three minutes.
What's gone wrong?
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

The Hadron Collider blew up

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

In my head, apparently.
Hangovers. Who is responsible for them? The cunts. Whoever they are.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

....but how did you take the picture?
Very woo!
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

I pressed the camera button with my tongue

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

because you haven't taken it off yet.
nice pic
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

:D

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

haha
excellent work!
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

Inspired by your good shiny reflective self :)

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

thank you.
I often take pictures of myself to inspire females on the internet to make some special art. This is the first time it has worked.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

Just think what inspiration it would have been if you'd been nekkid
Oh well, next time perhaps
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

I hadn't thought of that.
Dammit.

Good idea.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)

DAMMIT
I've been trying to do that, but holding the camera in my teeth started to hurt...
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

I rather like this!
woo!
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

oh hell yes! *click!*

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

Good stuff Ma'am!
Woo!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

Further clickies from me
One of my favourite pics (and prominent in my favourite book as pimped on the QOTW recently)
( flatfrog Let steeple bells be swungen, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)