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[challenge entry] In the spirit of the original (and total crap)


Materials & Process: Architectural Supply catalogue, Black Sharpie, Scanner

From the Recreate a Famous Work of Art challenge. See all 133 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# But did you do it without Photoshop or paint,
or GIMP or Paint.net or whatever you used.

IT ISNT FUCKING REAL LIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# YES.
He fucking did.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# he did fucking, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# No he fucking didn't!
He put a fucking marker onto a catalogue. THAT IS NOT FUCKING REAL LIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
#
"Using anything but the arts package on your computer, recreate some real-world art using everyday objects. Examples: melt some clocks in the oven to do some Dali, or shape the Venus de Milo out of mashed potato. Anything is possible."

1. ANYTHING but the arts package on your computer.
2. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

It fits in with the compo :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# i fit with the compo
damn aneurysms.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I WILL KILL YOU!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# ^THIS IS THE SOUND OF REDSUSHI ADMITTING DEFEAT AT THE HANDS OF CLANSOUL.
Savour the moment, everybody, I doubt it'll happen again!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Pfft!
You make me laugh.

If I were to accept defeat at the hand of semantics I would be as bad as the rest of you!

FUCK YOU! I CHOOSE PASANONIC-CHU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
WE'RE ALL DOOMED AT THE HANDS OF A STUBBORN GINGER CNUT!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Fuck off you long haired piece of shit!
I am not ginger. Not that that is a bad thing, I just am not. You however, have a face that makes me boke.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I was referring to Pastasauceic.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I might draw a picture very badly and claim its a recreation of some artist
they will never know....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Ah, but the compo TITLE says:
"recreate a famous work of art"
It has to be famous ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Well my recreation of it may differ from the origional slightly, in my own style
you get me?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Aye.
Have you entered anything so far?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Fuck no, I cant draw for shit, or have a scanner or any means to get my "art" onto the webs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Can I use
the art package on a friend's computer?

/irritating, unfunny pedant blog
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# That's a good point. :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Why thank you!
*zips up*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# The compo says nothing about real life.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# it's all in the subext, man.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# B3ta:
Now includes "Reading-between-the-lines"!

...5. Profit?
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Everything is real life.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# THIS ISNT REAL LIFE, ITS THE INTERNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooo!
INTERNETS IS REAL! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Fuck off is it!
You're all bots or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# How about a nice game of...
chess?
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGH!!!!!
Battle chess?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# ARGHHH!!!
Wasn't the rook a giant rock transformer in that?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Yeah they all turned into shit and moved about,
But whenever a piece went into battle against me, I hoped it would win, even thought I knew it wouldnt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I AM NOT A BOT!
I AM A NUMBER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# number 8, belch
number 8, belch
number 8, belch
number 8, belch
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Been done.
Really.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# :D
Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# sorry - my error
didn't see that when I went through the other entries.

(but Duchamp did just pick a random urinal from a catalogue and have someone write R. Mutt on (them.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# BUTT JERK :)
Duchamp has done a lot better.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# damnit. i had the same idea.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)