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[challenge entry] ompo entry i made and put on youtube.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK. edit: now with added music to enhance your viewing pleasure.

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and to stave off people who hate posts sans pics (and to give a hint):

From the Recreate a Famous Work of Art challenge. See all 133 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:05, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)
# SRS BUNRAB IS SRS.
i like taking the piss out of art.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)
# are you waiting for someone to follow that up with a painfully obvious response?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)
# sure. do it!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:18, archived)
# "aren't you putting the piss into the art" et. al.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:19, archived)
# no, it's just a jar.
it only becomes art when i piss into it. my fluids are transformative.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:24, archived)
# "_"...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Hahaha
postbear, the man who puts the sub in transubstantiation
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:36, archived)
# i put the sub wherever i think he belongs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:58, archived)
# you like taking a piss on art?...
...(weak stream and color...you may have kidney stones)... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:13, archived)
# heh, just bad colour balance. it's nice and yellow in person.
also a bit thick, more a gel than a liquid.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:15, archived)
# noice!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:24, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)
# what does 'boke' mean? i always wondered.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:14, archived)
# it's the sound of retching
that singular movement where your peristalsis reverses and you feel like you'll throw up; you might not, but you're grossed out enough that you could.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:18, archived)
# can you demonstrate on video?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:19, archived)
# no, but you can just put your finger as far back in your throat as it possibly can
you'll get the idea soon enough
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:39, archived)
# i gave my gag reflex up for lent.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:48, archived)
# OH HEY. AWESOME PISS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)
# you want it, you filthy peeg.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:14, archived)
# hahahahaaahahah
fuckiningggggggggggg aaaaawwwwwwwesome.


i've actually been a fan of that photo ever sense i heard of it about two weeks ago.

i love this, i love this.


also a very big compliment to your steady stream of urine.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:19, archived)
# yay! thanks!
i laughed like an abortionist at the miss teen utah pageant when i thought of it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:21, archived)
# im actually really suprised i didnt think of it myself
i probably wouldn't have used the video medium. and by the way, do you really think pee is nsfw? i mean like shit i can understand as being to offensive for work, but pee? whatever. pee is okay in my books.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:25, archived)
# i had no idea but i decided to play it safe.
i figure 'nsfw' should just be assumed with me anyway, but i guess i put that so people who were eating or know they are sensitive to certain things could wait and see what comments were made before clicking. also, if a boss was nearby, they might want to avoid wizzfest even though it's not, in my opinion (and yours) obscene.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:28, archived)
# I guess the questions is "will it get you fired" versus "will it lead to an awkward conversation".
Pretty much anything worth looking at on the internet will lead to an awkward conversation if you ask me.

That being said, I'm glad I didn't open that at work. There's a meeting room behind me and fuck knows who could be in there sometimes. Like you say, I do have the benefit of knowing that your posts don't take anyone's fragile sensibilities into account but a casual onlooker might not have that information.

THATS ONE NSFW BOX WELL TICKED, POSTBEAR

KEEP ON POSTIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:01, archived)
# good logic there gronkpan.
"will it lead to an awkward conversation?" assesses it most accurately.

also, anything with music or sounds and such should be considered 'unsafe' for a lot of people. silent web-wandering if people can't see your screen probably won't alert anyone to the fact you're not working, but music clues people in.

also, the available musical accompaniment on youtube (without uploading my own) is lacking all religious music. that's what i was going to add, and i had to settle for the muck that seemed to work anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:31, archived)
# Haha
now mold your head out of your own blood
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:21, archived)
# fuck yeah. ClotCostumes InCorporated.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:26, archived)
# i wanna watch...
...:)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Found it
www.theartnewspaper.com/article.asp?id=16226
I couldn't remember the guy's name.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:28, archived)
# i like that, always have.
when i worked at the AIDS network full time, i had a room-mate who was poz and we'd mix his blood in with paint to work with. he was a pretty good freak (rip alex, i should post about him sometime).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:30, archived)
# that sounds like a simular idea a sick friend of mine had.
wow. rad.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:32, archived)
# he would have been a terror in here, i think.
asian drag queen prostitute, super guy, brilliant and fun and self-destructive.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:35, archived)
# damn, the compo doesnt last long enough for me to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:31, archived)
# recruit from the neighbourhood.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:35, archived)
# they'll donate wether they want to or not.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:39, archived)
# i changed my mind...
...c'ya.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:32, archived)
# 'night-night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:48, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:23, archived)
# just you wait....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:26, archived)
# christ on a segway!
that's bloody ace!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:12, archived)
# why, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)
# PISS WILD!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:02, archived)
# LIVE 'STREAMING' VIDEO, HAHA, GET IT? LOL.
also, i thought this might exist: www.jewtube.com/
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:04, archived)
# I'm happy to know that http://www.pootube.com/ is just a placeholder site
for a split second there when it said "web site found, waitng for reply" I got a bit scared.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:09, archived)
# don't bother with gluetube, it's very disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:19, archived)
# This is spectacular.
I take it you've eaten a big hunk of beetroot recently?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:53, archived)
# why yes, i did have some pickled beets today.
thanks! it's picking up lots of views on youtube somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:59, archived)
# It's short enough to be worth more than one play.
I BET YOU HEAR THAT ALL THE TIME AMIRITELOLOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:03, archived)
# *cries*
it was tempting to put my knob in the shot, but i resisted. this way if i get a lot of complaints on youtube i can deny everything and say 'it's liquid being poured in a jar, not anything obscene'.

cagey me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:20, archived)
# Hahaha cool
*awards gold star*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:23, archived)
# you j3rk, this is just a yellow star!
thank you, kind sir.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:25, archived)
# Well, the golden shower wasn't real gold either
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:41, archived)
# dang, I was thinking of doing it myself
but I do not own a crucifix or anything similar :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Haha!
Nice one mate! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# What would make that doubly impressive...
...would be if you were a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)