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[challenge entry] steam powered computer plus knackered mouse...xx

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(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# his shoe...
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# matches his shirt
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# did I miss the memo about troll week?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# there's been several
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# memos
or trolls?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# first one, then the other
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# that's what she said
when i asked her what order 2 and 1 come in. numerically speaking.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I admit...
I had to look twice.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# subtle cdc
i did realise that was possible
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Big his shoe....
Big his shoe
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# show us your tits
what's everybody listening to tonight? me - bloc party (intimacy)/snoop dogg (best of)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# bill bailey's "hokey cokey"
tribute to kraftwerk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# sugar minott.
the best of.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# some how..
the image of you and listening to funk doesn't sit in my head in any way at all..

but fair play to you any way.

take it to the bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# squeeze
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# The idea of anybody listening to funk doesn't sit well in my head.
I always assumed it was some western form of ritual death poetry.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# funk is wonderful
wow hip boy.. mama one, great! huh.. get down yoooooaw! gonna be in need of some.. yeah! hard lovin'
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# All I can imagine is you somberly speaking those words whilst crying now.
Then fading away and stabbing yourself up proper.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# while hitting myself with a plank of wood twice in each pause.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# You have no idea
how much stank I will leave on it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
#
stank donk
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Maggot Brain is a classic . . .
and was running through mine earlier . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Eddie Hazel
a much overlooked genius. Maggot brain is one of the few tunes that will elicit genuine tears from me and not a lyric in sight.
I don't get gooey about artists much but fuck me, the world was a better place with Eddie in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Waa Waa right !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Maggot Brain is awesome
I've got lots of Talking Heads on at the moment. I love David Byrne :D

(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
#
This. It's beautiful. If you like that type of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# The Craig Charles Funk & Soul Show
www.bbc.co.uk/6music/shows/funk_soul/
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
# they make those now?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# you are the new dr dyslexia
aicmfp

there needs to be more dr dyslexias
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# or the old one. either
way I have room on ignore for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8870598
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# what?
When someone posts an 'I found this' ( that I don't look at because of the nsfw tag ) I can't be sarcastic and when people just troll b3ta for a living I can't be indignant?
What is this, treat me like a cunt month?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# i think he/she did make it.
the 'i found this' was more of a literary device.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# I'm not aware of this.
but I am aware ( mainly from emails that some people oddly feel I need to receive so I know who called me a cunt recently )
There is either a huge amount of ambiguity going on or I'm once again the target of the haters. It's tiresome.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# at times you're very... direct.
people remember harsh words for a long time. if you don't mind 'haters', don't worry. if you do mind that you attract them, change your approach (note: this does not mean being falsely nice or not pointing out twat behaviour, etc).

there are people here who dislike you, people here who like you, and people who are neutral. the main problem for everyone here who isn't you (and your friends) or one of your prime adversaries is that we're dragged into the battles because we're associated with one group or the other. believe me, that gets tedious, perhaps as tedious as being gazzed with gossip.

'reap what you sow', 'be fluffy', all the trite advice does work sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# I think that when
2 posters whom I've not conversed with for over a year and coincidentally have not posted hardly at all in that time, suddenly turn up and post nothing but insults and abuse I should be concerned because it was exactly the same idiots doing exactly the same thing that caused me to be banned last time.

I just don't understand people. If I don't want to see what some people write I ignore them. I make it clear that I am ignoring them to save them the trouble of typing to me.
I never go back and bother them and I pretty much forget they exist. If someone has an issue with me then why can't they show me the same courtesy and ignore me as opposed to stalk me with vitriol?
Would that not suggest to you that they have adopted an agenda ( fuck, I'm in JFK territory here ) rather than a dislike?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)
# i'd be annoyed, yes.
i have seen you exacerbate the situation by identifying people on your ignore list - that's aa annoying as being haunted by people on it, and one begets the other. then the cycle continues, and we get to bear witness to the 'fun'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)
# I'm hardly unaware
that my showing of the ignore list is provocative but ultimately it ought to be productive and settle things down. Sadly I've had one idiot give me abuse ( and I mean posting here for the express purpose of abusing me and nothing else ) for over 3 years now but will that get stopped? I doubt it. I'm far too thick skinned to be bothered, but its annoying for just the reasons you say. Other people are having arguments over things said about me by people I have on ignore. It's ridiculous.
Again, I absolutely accept that I am manipulative and provocative for my own entertainment ( something some people could take on board and think about ) but I draw a line and I hardly try to make any individual's time on b3ta too difficult and should it appear to go that way then ignore suits me.

At the end of the day I really don't mind so much. The biggest thing that bothers me, and 'm sure you know this, is that there are a number of people out there that are willing to say things that I am sure they will not say to my face in my yard. That's it, really, frustration that I can't deal with these people, that's what grinds my gears. More next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)
# well, it is the internet. people can't be expected to hop on planes willy-nilly.
you provoke, they provoke. whoever is in the right (or less in the wrong, more accurately) is of no importance to the 70 000 members who aren't invested in the battle.

you cannot be serious when you say that "...my showing of the ignore list is provocative but ultimately it ought to be productive and settle things down." i've been a member of websites and bbs chatrooms since they existed, pretty much, some of them more than a little highbrow/adult/intellectual, and that sort of behaviour would start flamewars everywhere. we'd have to be emotionless zombies to let that sort of thing slip by - fucking SPOCK would get pissy with that set-up.

blergh, i have to go outside again. gaz me if you like, lord knows i get full ears from all sides.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# nah I'm done
And people can hop on planes all day. I've offered to pay the fees, it all gets quiet then.
forgive me for bothering you. You made willing to listen and I took advantage.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)
# You can fly me to london if you like
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)
# ooh, look.
It went all quiet.

YOU ARE A BIG MAN ONLINE, PASANONIC
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 4:19, archived)
# Hello you arse-fisting, insecure cunt.
How do you know when I change my name, if I'm on IGNORE?

Hmm curious.

Hopefully you'll read this you small-faced abortion.

Fankchoo.

Ed: Doh, I just figured it out, it auto-updates.

You're still a whore's cum-bucket though, you cum-guzzling cretin.

x
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 3:21, archived)
# AHHA
in other news;
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=tim+westwood+dead&btnG=Search&meta=

now, sleeps

xxxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# meet naughty women.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# i'm a naughty women
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# We are horny man?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# are we?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# We are sure of this.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# as long as we are sure
*wiggledances*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)