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[challenge entry] If you've never seen an Elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.
my work here today is done.

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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Silly TGA you can't get elephant skis!
They'd never fit in the tub.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# If you've never seen an elephant ski...
you've never been on acid
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Mrs Badcrumble!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# "Get out of bed will you God, you'll miss the best part of the day"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Wrong, mother, I haven't yet invented the best part of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# All I've got is my Jam Trousers...
/wrong bit I know, but it seemed to fit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Weasle! Weasle! Weasle!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *La Cucarachas*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Never put jam on a magnet.
Also wrong bit but my favourite bit. Along with:
'Hey you kids...you kids be cool'.
'Who's he? He's eating a match, what a wanker'.
*points*
'...yes I am'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Oh yes.
All of this.

"And ... fompf! He had big hair."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Are you sure they didn't say '....they're in their ELEMENT?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Su 103
/The Element of Suprise
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Cue SUPLIES bandwagon peas:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# No. because that's just what they'd expect, and thus there would be no suprise
silly Riverghost
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# *grumbles about elephant sodding yoghurts*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I have no idea what you mean.
I've come up with two options:

103 Su Pollards. This would be VERY suprising.

shopping.msn.com/specs/magnuson-group-systemate-three-stacked-mail-trays-su-103-silver-color-silver/itemid1058264084/?itemtext=itemname:magnuson-group-systemate-three-stacked-mail-trays-su-103-silver-color-silver

Or this. While they're lovely, I don't find them incredibly suprising, I must admit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I was referring to a new element on the periodic table
but your suggestions are much better
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Oh of course you were, I get it now.
I shouldn't be allowed to talk to grown ups, I only end up making a knob of myself.

Cigarette time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Sr 106!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
didnt expect that
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Ah seen a pea pee, ah seen a string-G, ah seen the knee of a bumblebee,
but ah be dun seen bout everything, when ah see an elephant ski.

:|
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)