clowns are scary

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(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:19, archived)

Clowns...
...really do scare the shit out of me.

And that just confirms my fear.

Nicely done though :)
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:20, archived)

replying to my own post because i can

the shark i took the teeth from looked rather unhappy to me, so i made him smile
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:21, archived)

Now sharks don't scare me...
...because I don't intend going in the sea.

However clowns... well they could be coming in through the letterbox as I speak (type).
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:23, archived)

i've got a dvd
called killer klown from outer space. its total camp, but its rather hilarious. clowns come from outer space in a circus tent ufo and wrap people in cotton candy. but the best part is a balloon animal dog that they use to track people
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:25, archived)

Heh
I remember that movie - I've never seen it, but I've always found the case in the video store fascinating..

so it's crap?
in a good or bad way?

I liked all those Troma films from the early '80s.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:29, archived)

if you like troma,
then definetly. quite crap when it comes to the latex masks (I'm what you would call a horror geek) but that's part of its charm. so crap in a good way

[edit:] and it has dean wormer from animal house in it as the uptight sherrif who doesn't believe in aliens. he's ace
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:31, archived)

pffft!
'doesn't believe in aliens..'

Isn't that typical of uptight small town sherrifs.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:35, archived)

Random tangent
I'm listening to Caligula's version of "Tears of a Clown" from "Rubenesque".
Any Aussies around at the mo' who remember them?
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:28, archived)

I'm not Australian...
...and I've never heard of that band, but I was listening Smokey Robinson earlier.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:29, archived)

Yeah
the original is the best.
Caligula were techno-garage-pop-toss.
..though Auckland's Hallelujah Picassos did a mean skankin' version of said song..
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:37, archived)

SKANKADELIC!
*runs*
(Snoop, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:39, archived)

that is starting to get
tedious.
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:40, archived)

Shaddup biatch!
And you are starting to make me feel like I'm being watched from behind! :-)
(Snoop, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:42, archived)

You are

..nice behind..

hehehe..
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:49, archived)

*gulps*
Don't start goin all you know what on me now! ;-)
(Snoop, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:57, archived)

To be fair
I can't actually see your behind from here, so you know I'm talking shite.

unless I'm actually outside your window with a laptop and cell phone
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 5:01, archived)

That proves you can't see it.
Snoop's arse faces away from the window. I know this because I can see it - I'm sitting behind him. :-S
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 5:22, archived)

Schweeeet
..any good?
;p
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 5:27, archived)

Er, he's not my type.
I'm one of those blokes who prefer females. Heteros, I think we're called. But I'm sure there must be someone who would like it - they do say there's someone for everyone.
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 5:59, archived)

Yeah
although I do see people walking around town who, were I not-so-benevolent dictator of the country, would be destroyed for the good of humanity..

..and being straight doesn't mean you can't comment on someone's schweet arse!
;p
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 6:25, archived)

no but another random tangent
my fucking servers down! we've been hacked! fuck!

and another tangent:
dudes, have you checked out the google sign tonight? somebody needs to shop that.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:30, archived)

like this?

( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:33, archived)

i always thought that the artist
was named after the teenage mutant ninja turtle

and not vice versa
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:39, archived)

Can you beleive....
...that they were renamed to 'Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles' in the UK.

To this day, I still have no idea why.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:41, archived)

lol
the episodes i downloaded have non-english subtitles(american schools haven't taught me enought to figure out what language it is) but they translate guacamole as "bimbam"
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:46, archived)

That's pretty cool...
...I detest guacamole, but I would probably force it down if it was called bimbam.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:47, archived)

oof
i cant stand it is, and i thinkit would be even worse if it was called bimbam.

woo, my cake's done, so nite all
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:48, archived)

night
night
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:49, archived)

'lo Bob :-)
He he
(Snoop, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:58, archived)

wanker
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 5:24, archived)

Alas!

I have no fucking hummus.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:46, archived)

ROFL!
IceDick™ :-)
(Snoop, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:40, archived)

Ice? What ice? I see no ice.

( Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:52, archived)

That's cuz
I just introduced you to my new friend Mr. Flamethrower
(Snoop, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 4:58, archived)

My point was that
the Google Michaelangelo image is of a marble sculpture, not an ice sculpture.

you're lucky I'm here to explain everything to you today!
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 6:01, archived)

I've been staring at those teeth for 5 minutes straight
and didn't realise I was doing it til just now.
this while listening to "feel good hit of the summer" from queens of the stone age,
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 5:02, archived)