Competition suggestions
Morning all.

So far I have bovine's mighty suggestion that would have won last week if we hadn't accepted a vote from the entire population of China:

* Portents of the Apocalypse. (bovine)

and:

* "Relationships it would be hard to explain to your mother" (steiny, whilst in the bath)
* Lost Computer Games: Old games that got canned at the last minute picked the wrong movie license, or should have been made but never were. 16 colour .gifs preferred :) (modesty)
* What else to the French, Germans and Russians have in common?

Add your own here...
( chthonic, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)

in case or is it has gone....
While on the subject of Compys
I would like to start suggesting some ideas for the week's compo.
1. Lesser known 40's/Dick Tracy Villains -or- Public enemies numbers 100+
2. Bond Gadgets Q scrapped -or- Inspector gadget's other attatchments a la "go go gadget _____"
3. Concept cars that never saw the showroom
( Or_is_it?, Fri 7 Mar, 9:52, Reply)
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:00, archived)

no i havent
%#!*@(% F5 button. this is it though. i swear.
thank you kindly though. goodnight
( Or is it?, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)

Night

( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)

Dr. Suess Characters that never made it into print
I will continue to suggest this, even if everyone hates it
( gracielou, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)

Find the good in the bad. Design an ad that sells the unsellable.
.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:08, archived)

the
good in the bed????
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)

I don't understand the first sentance
Then again, I'm being pretty fick today
( chthonic, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)

BAD not bed.
I went to bed at 5 this morning. Bed is on my mind.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)

get some sleep then
I've been up since 6...
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)

Sell, sell, sell..
I like that I do..
( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)

scenes from films
that got cut out in the edit
( Nacho, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)

organs from aliens
left on the autopsy room floor?
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)

Celebrity Race Reversal
Make Jacko black?
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)

That is fab
Although the Whoopi Zoidberg from earlier in the week would have to win :)
( chthonic, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)

Digital convergence.
What products next? A Ham phone?

MIKE! Read this one.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)

OK I've read that one
you can stop jumping up and down, waving and pointing now :)
( chthonic, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:28, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
How about - Waht lives in Jackos Zoo ?
( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)

How the human brain works
Failed PC/Mac designs
Illustrated Organs of the Body
I Have a Bizarre Fetish

Where thing go when flushed down the loo..
( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:17, archived)

Undergarments on parade
I'll take the alphabet
A cyst for Gus (Unusal maladies)
Family life of historical figures
Spot the difference
No Subject, no message, no words in the pic
( Artamnesia, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)

1. Make a pic of whatever you want... ONLY using Paint: Other programs are illegal other than for resizing purposes

2.When Films Collide
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:01, archived)

paintmash..
..is bum gay ;0)
( sick_boy, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:02, archived)

Lesser known fairies....
....from yesterday.

And B3tan World records (again)
( sick_boy, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:01, archived)

right,
I've had this great idea. It's a bit "left field" but I think it's got potential. It's (wait for it!)....

Dogs with amoo...

*is dragged away screaming by hundreds of tiny monkeys with forks*
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:01, archived)

heheheh
*poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke and a prod for good measure*
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:02, archived)

Medication time, medication time
Oh and also time for your basket weaving lesson Ms Kitten.
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:02, archived)

did you know
they are taking you to be cooked and eaten.
;)
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)

but
we had that one already.... you need to come up with a new suggestion to put forward every week... kitties with amoosing noses?
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)

Dogs with a moo
sounds great!
( chthonic, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)

odd
dog herding cow
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)

How about...
What Bovine will do to himself if his suggestion doesn't get the vote?
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:01, archived)

things
found in the bottom of a womans hand bag.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:02, archived)

dangerous
but funny
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)

ti could be changed
to what lurks in a womans hand bag?!
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)

I have nothing good in my handbag.
I went for a rummage to see if I had something to give Razor as a birthday present, and the best I could come up with was a train timetable.

Or a comb.
( Amerella, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)

I like
a good rummage...
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)

Dear God
Do you ever stop?

;)
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)

I don't know what you mean!
fabric shops have large bins full of offcuts of material and you can find some great stuff if you rummage around. You also need rummaging skills in places like Armstrong's Vintage Clothing Emporia in Edinburgh... you have a dirty mind my lad!
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:28, archived)

I have
a tardis.
it contains things for all ocasions especialy a mini leatherman and scisors, and safety pins etc.
oh the list goes on and on
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)

has it got a hammock?

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)

I can only just manage to get me lunch
and me phone in there.
( Amerella, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)

oooh I llike that!
or how about things found at the bottom of a drag queen's handbag?
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)

Yay
to that!
( sick_boy, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)

photoshop a Faberge Egg
there is a lack of spangly eggs on the board.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)

yes
more eggs.

What humpty Dumpty would have done for a living if he hadn't fallen off the wall.

oh, and more boobies
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)

good thought
save it for Easter week though.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)

But I'll
be upset if you repostify...
( Ijon Tichy, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)

how about
photoshopping yourself or family
( 5olly, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)

how spam is really madeHow about
-how spam is really made
-what lives under the bed
-If squirrels ruled the world...
( bean, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)

this week we are with bovine.
the evil capitalist oppressors will not make us bow to their suggestions, apocalypse portents it shall be. a billion and a half people can't be wrong. tho people from wrexham usually are. hehheh
( baby wet ones, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)

oh
bovine you cheat!
getting your mates to back you!
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:17, archived)

we are not bovine.
we are legion, and we are many.
( baby wet ones, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)

+ 1

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)

That's not me.
That's china.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)

things farting
or
can't shit, won't shit - celebrity faecal retention
edit: i seem to have gone all lavatorial today - poo!
( aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)

Umm
Vegetables and their fiendish plots
What really lurks under the bed and/or closet
New signs of the zodiac
new life from dead things.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:28, archived)

cerebral
pizzle :0)
( bean, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)

All i can think of is
Conspiracy Theories.
I know it's crap, but i just had a test dammit.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:28, archived)

The adventures of Bovine.
Egotistic I know.

Personal demons, what does yours look like.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)

how about
a) easter eggs of the rich and famous..
b) "oh for god sake grow up"
c) "but in my spare time..." - lesser known hobbies (admittedly this is a bit harry hill
d) the things that hide under newsreaders desks
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)

jesus in a halfpipe
what does the son of god do with his leisure time
( aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)

What about
a) Animal Celebritys

or

b) Items from the future

Just a couple off the top of my head
(whoremoan, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:50, archived)