Give 'im a kiss!


From the Photoshop the US Election challenge. See all 486 entries (closed)

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)

HARRO MISTA PLESIDENT!

edit: I can't believe I just typed that.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

LACIST!

( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

THIS CANDIDATE IS RUBBERY!

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

you want plawn clacker with dat?

( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)

you wan' Sore finger?

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

no, but my arse is a bit numb

( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

Trust you to be racist.
You're like some kind of intolerant scottish lichen.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

Sounds like a band from the John Peel show.

(Cakie smoke from me nose cover me like clothes, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

Hey
they were good. I saw them support Orange Juice at Barrowlands (at least I think so).
(Dr Teeth keeping his lob in a sexy twat since, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

I was in the toilet vomiting throughout their set
but that's because I'd taken the wrong speed.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

You'd probably have been vomiting anyway
They were crap. Anyway, Peel used to play a lot of stuff with the wrong speed...
(Dr Teeth keeping his lob in a sexy twat since, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

pwned
I am a daft old bastard...
(Dr Teeth keeping his lob in a sexy twat since, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

nice peel/drugs-related gag
i shall have to adapt that for my own use
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

well, there's one mug
every minute *raises hand*
(Dr Teeth keeping his lob in a sexy twat since, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

Interesting that you felt it was important to include the word "Scottish" in there...
you fucking racist
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)

The scottish aren't a race.
They're an illness.

AN ILLNESS OF THE WORLD
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

Aye, and dinna ye forget it, right?
Och aye the noo, I've got my haggis stuck in my bagpipes, Donald where's yer troosers.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

Eeii now, don't make me call the polis.
Ahhhhh, I love that word.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

I suppose it's better than "pleece".
Every time I hear the word "pleece" on the news, I have to turn the TV/radio off. There's an O in there, you stupid fucking weegie!
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

i find it much easier
to call them cunts.
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

"Curses, looted again! Call the constabulary, post-haste!"
I have no idea what a weegie is, except a cross between a underwear malfunction and a boardgame for ghost fearing idiots.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

dig that haggis out and eat it!
it's well tasty
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)

English Cunt!!

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

Hahahahahaha
I can't believe I re-appeared and laughed so hard at that.
*fucks off again*
(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

no fucking chance!
i like my head on my shoulders, thank you!
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

FUCKING KILL THE FUCKING THING

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

My laundly leady ?

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

HE'S AN ALIEN!!
PROTECT YOUR ASS!!
( WiL laser raped the cat, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

The post below this^
Is more apt than should be possible.
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

jumps aboard the bandwagon
a little late




EDIT : Woo to the original pic up there. It's making me smile like a loon :)

EDIT : I've removed this from the compo. Sorry, but I thought I'd enter the animated one instead :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

she'll catch cold like that

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)

that's not all
she'll be catching

oh, and I also did this version, but I won't be entering it into the compo.


(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

i'm sure she'll get a warm injection soon

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

I nearly animated it with
the obligatory CDC but I wasn't sure if I was even going to be able to post it.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

ah, to hell with me

(Cluck needs a holiday, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)

damnit!
i......am.......not......horny......
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)

Fuck it
Compo this!

Regardless of near identical compo entry! A CDC's got to be worth extra points, and animating it's just priceless!
( DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)

done
I thought the same. I've un-compo'd the first one :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)

hahaha
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)