May be slightly late - King 'Arry has arrived


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(commodore69 loves big butts, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
SPURS WERE GIFTED THAT FUCKING DRAW, THEY DIDNT DESERVE SHIT.
(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

you're a little trying
you know that?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

you could always switch off the computer.
anyway. i have full right to emote over my screen after what happened today.
(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)

aaw
diddums, Arsenal didn't win a game after conceding the first goal :'(

most gooners are actually decent people who accept loss/draws as part of the season.

you should switch to the Blue, or become a Manc, you're far away enough to be considered a home fan
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)

(wow, i bet you were stroking yourself as you typed that.)
you are indeed a better fan then me sir.
(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)

yes
i stroke myself when i think of Lawndeners. I just love them so much
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)

lawndeners?
please explain.
(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)

you're like Bambi
that first time he tries to walk on the ice
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

was bambi a boy? kind of a gay name for a boy.

(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

my my
we do have a lot of pent up anger don't we,


maybe you should get to bed, you've obviously missed your bedtime and are quite clearly cranky due to being overtired.

if you're good mummy might let you sleep in tomorrow
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)

I find it strange that you interprete that as angry.
does everyone on the internet seem angry to you?
(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)

LONDONERS!
fucking hell.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

does he have dislexia or something?

(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

I cannot tell if this is ironic, or if you're just an idiot.
Both are plausible, but I'm going for the latter.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

people always prefer to think of others as stupider then them
that's basically the one certainty in my life, that no matter who I meet they'll assume im stupider then them. except for women, who don't care because they just want your sexing.
(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

They all want my sexing.
But I don't just prefer to think of others as stupider, it's a widely known fact that everyone other than me is a moron.

Well, it would be widely known if they weren't such fucking idiots.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)

that's a fairly arbitrary subject to your post isnt it?
was has it got to do with the fact that everyone is stupider then you? are you worried that i might think you weren't as hawt as me?
(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

seriously, with the typos, spelling, poor grammar and complete inability to understand anything anyone else is saying...
... will you please fuck off and grow up.
Besides for somebody so intellectually superior ("one certainty in my life, that no matter who I meet they'll assume im stupider then them") what are you doing supporting Le Arse... surely Millwall\Chelski would more suitable
( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)

I happy to do that.

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8886293
(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)

Oh do shut up.
You petulant little child.
( Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)

im 21 for god's sake.
hardly little either
(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)

quiet young one

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

...
...
(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

im sorry that wasn't silent enough for you?
can't please everyone I suppose.
(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

that was pretty fucking silent just then wasnt it?

(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)

Aww, just a baby so.
Does mummy still wipe your arse?
( Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)

you are still a kid
and now it would appear we have to add fat to your skills.
Spurs, who are the shitest of the shite right now took advantage of the fact that Wenger took the piss and changed a winning team because he thought they would walk it. Also jibing a team with comments that your ladies team would beat them when they have a new manager ( teams always play a blinding first game for a new manager ) meant that Arsene's arrogance got shoved right back up his garlic chute.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)

lol football
a/c

word to the wise, there's a small collection of about 20 of us who get footy jokes, they're wasted on the rest ;)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

*coment saying that football is the joke or something similar*
*goes back to avoiding sunlight and anything that reminds him of energetic displays of aerobic exercise*
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)

well that's a shock
thought everyone i'd just unignored was a short lived troll. prove me wrong why don't you

by which i mean, congratulations on not being a troll
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

media frenzy
yeah, thought I'd run the risk since it's been reasonably well reported. dunno.

maybe i'll go more mainstream next time and use kittens.
(commodore69 loves big butts, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)

the press have moved off the
beeb shite? might be safe to venture outside tomorrow then

thanks for the head's up.

don't be too worried about stuff like this ^^ just don't get too down if you don't get many responses, as i say on here footy fans are in the minority
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

I see Tottenham and American presidential candidates
Just don't get the joke. Sorry
(Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)