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From the Photoshop the US Election challenge. See all 486 entries (closed)

( Tyronne wants to know, is it Christmas yet?, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

*checks image challenge page*
Oh for fuck sake.

I can't shitting well repost.

I like this.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

I can touch my willy.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

I can. Yours or mine. Doesn't matter. *bendy*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

I say! *monocle*

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)

:D
I'm one of those chubby girls that used to do ballet. Nobody ever expects me to be more bendy than their thin girlfriend. Muahahaha. *Tombs*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

Tosh, you're not chubby!
Pass me my pen would you? *drops pen*
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

*looks at pen*
You've dropped your pen.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

Let me get that for you.
*bends over*
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

*buggers mercilessly*

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

Don't make a mess. Thanks.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

*wipes cheeks*

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

:D tease.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

Phoaw!
*rubs thighs*
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

bendy and buxom
yay!
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

Morning Cunty, how goes it?
How's the testicle fruit?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

I'm radiant this morning
and Charlie is gorgeous- he's been away for a week and I saw him last night- heart-melting.
Sadly he brought my mother-in-law back from Cyprus with him, so no wife-beating for a week.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

Oh bless, that must have been lovely.
I can't wait to start having little womb berries, it's just a case of finances. At the moment my friends' children get all of my maternal attention, bless them. Luckily they're 20 months and 16 months so they can't fight me off yet.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

it's a myth that babies cost money
feeding is free for the first 6 months (if you choose to put your ample bosoms to the task) and so many people have bought us/him pressies that we have spent bugger-all on him. The real cost comes later when you have to dress him for school and the like, so you've got 1 year of free parenthood and another 3 of relative cheapness. Then you can always put him in care when he gets too expensive/noisy.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)

And the 'somewhere bigger than a one bed flat'
that'd be a big cost for me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)

ah
charlie sleeps in our room, and probably will for the first year.
There's no wriggling out of this- you are ready for motherhood.
And Mr Wow has the compensation of a visit from the tit fairy.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)

That's the other worry.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)

worry?????
the description "too big" is meaningless in the arena of the bosom
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)

Yeah, you're not the one carrying them.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)

*volunteers*

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

Chubby?
Think not.

Incidentally I was that girl too. I did rhythmic gym too. *bendy*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

:D it's always nice, isn't it?
Thin bitches raise an eyebrow if you say you're limber. I like to retain eye contact whilst slowly sliding one leg behind my head.

Eat that, 2D.

*hug* thank you, lovely
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

Heh, I'm not that bendy, much as I'd love to be
I read the kama sutra for its comedy value
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

Who can be bothered with all of that stuff?
There's a weird spinny X one that managed to break my ex's rib and bruise my eye.

Piss off, Kama Sutra.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)

It's the 'you can't actually move and do this at the same time' bit that gets me

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)

I reckon Indian people back then were some kind of super evolved bendy things
with prehensile penises.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)

Mrs Raff falls into a similar category
'woman-shaped woman who used to do gymnastics'

Wins the cornflake box game every time

*prouds*
( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

Graces!

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

Why can't you?
Everyone else has, it's the repost compo of the year!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

I just feel guilty TJing.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

Awww bless!
I'm sure there'll be a fail thread soon enough or just leave it here, I'm sure Tyronne won't mind.
:)
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

Flippin' nicely done, son.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

Can I be bothered to re-do the American Gothic pic
with Palin and McCain?

Answers on a postcard please...

Woo, by the way, although I'm not sure who the face is...
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

Course you can.
If you don't, I will and mine'll be toss.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)

I'm not feeling very creative today :(
I spent yesterday traipsing round London doing all the "sights"...
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

Oh your poor feet.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

it is mccains face
but it kinda looks like bush`s.
( Tyronne wants to know, is it Christmas yet?, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

Please do
It would be nice to see as much NEW work as possible :)
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

*votes for this*

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)

post this again if/when McCain wins
it will be very appropriate
( Mushroom, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)