From the Photoshop the US Election challenge. See all 486 entries (closed)

( mofaha, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

this wonderful
perfect expression and hand gestures :D
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

haha what

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Wonderful!

Are you allowed to vote in the US?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

No
I'm not a citizen.
( mofaha, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

Ah I see.
You have been there for fucking years thought havent you?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

Nearly 10

( mofaha, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)

Fair enough.

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)

I was speaking to a friend of mine
who's been there for a couple of years, working for Pfizer. He told me he just got his green card. I said "congratulations", and decided not to mention the pictures I have of him smoking a massive bong.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)

smoking sucking
bong dong
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)

</s> is your friend

you crafty ninja.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)

YOURE DOING IT WRONG :D

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)

i couldn't remember which way the closing went
s/ or /s, i am tired so my brain isn't working
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

Whatever ;)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

A friend from the UK calls sometimes
and pretends we're terrorists. I'm sure we'll all have a good laugh about it when they come for me.
( mofaha, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Does Guantanamo Orange match your skin tone? :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)

I've managed to retain my London tan.
So, no.
( mofaha, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)

You can borrow my citizenship
since I can't vote (not a resident).
( dogsbollocks, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)

Quite some perspective there!!

( Mstandot, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

purrspective

( connor, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

hahahahahahaha
i have nothing more to add
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)

pfff
click
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)