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From the Photoshop the US Election challenge. See all 486 entries (closed)

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)

JOES THE SPUNKPLUMBER
EDIT: i've gotta say this here. Palin would get ravaged by my almighty cock if ever i got close enough. i fucking hate the woman, but i'd do disturbing things to her given even half a chance.
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)

i'm sure she'd be delighted

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

i'm sure she wouldn't be.
i just feel i need to tell someone......anyone....
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)

I'm sure she might be.

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

ya never know, if on;y there were someway of letting her know, like a public domain e-mail address i could hack.....

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

You should send pics of your cock
so she'll know it's you when you meet
( Barbarossa is struggling to stay awake on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)

i do have a rather distinctive mole halfway along my glans.

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)

Father?

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
get back in the fucking box.
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)

Thread deletions containing thread deletions anyone?
www.b3ta.com/board/8892762
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

awww.

( Barbarossa is struggling to stay awake on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)

bwahahaha
that's exactly the one, how on earth did you know?!?!?!?
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)

Molah!

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

she has a face like 4 oranges in a sack

(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

What kind of sack?

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)

a nutsack

( Barbarossa is struggling to stay awake on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)

I was kinda trying to go in that direction

(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

pea', wal', monkey', brazil'?

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

Hazel
Muwhahahahahaha
( Barbarossa is struggling to stay awake on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

daaaaaaammmmmnnnn yyyyyoooooooouuuuuuuu!!!!!!!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)

The best kind of sack.

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)

skin sack

(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)

Uncle Sack? Nooooo.
Steeple Sack? Nooooo.
Crackersack? Yaaaaaay!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)

well.....................er........................really?

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)

only when she smiles though
big fucking cheeks
(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)

oh, i don't think she'll be smiling much............not much at all.........

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

grimacing, gurning...
whatever.
(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)

screaming crying, beggin for mercy, that sorta thing.

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)

I think the "big fucking cheeks" are part of the appeal.

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

tbh
I only want to have sex with her because i dislike her so much, like all the woman i want to have sex with.

personally i prefer the ones i like and don't want to have sex with. can't see her appeal to be honest.
(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)

She has big cheeks to fuck.
And she's clearly insane, which is always fun.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)

BUT
can she provide the emotional support afterwards, when you burst into tears the way eveyone does after sex?
(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)

yippie ki yay mother i'd like to fuhk!
oh wait, that isn't Bruce Willis is it now...
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)

Is that Grant Mitchelle?
And who's the guy on the right?
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)

he's there to fix the washing machine

( Bloop wasn't here on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

Bochickawakawakakawa

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

But my washing machine doesn't have testicles!

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

It will have when I'm finished with it.

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

marry a ladyboy and it will

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)

I will is they do my laundry!

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)

LADYBOYS™ - washing machines with nutsacks!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)

I'd let her invade my territory.

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

hmm
:/ the crap I find looking for source material...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3dy6myWxg8


edit : woo for your pic btw
(Radio Active Tea, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

hahahahaha!
i love this election
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

'jostle jostle' 'rummage rummage'

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)

Ooooh, very woo.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)

it's all about the underwear

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

:D damn right.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)

underwear's nice
but it's mostly just an obstacle
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

I like a bit of Krypton Factorness
in the bedroom.
*readies the rope slide*
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)

That's a lovely underwear set
/is such a bloody girl blog.
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)

i'm making a bit of a habit of this
pages of lovely pants
www.pandoraschoice.com/index.asp
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

OOH!
Stockings with a pink seam! YES PLEASE.
And I LOVE bullet bras. What a glorious site.
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)

if you place an order
tell them i sent you, perhaps they won't bust my face for stealing their images
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)

meh
getting beaten up by a load of lassies selling underwear sounds like a good thing rather than a bad one
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

I'm confused and aroused

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

^this

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

He's holding something down...
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)

NICE!!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)