i'd like to thank Bruce Forsyth for lending me this joke

he didn't get a laugh either.

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( god save the queen hardly ever original, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)

Pfft!
But sadly bindun ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)

impossible
it was from his new act tonight, you telling me forsyth uses old material?
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)

LOL!
Something I have learnt, if you are stealing jokes from an 80 year old man, they are either bindun or really very bad :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

well i was sat watching strictly
i'm in love with the girl from s club seven btw,
he did the gag, it stuck with me and i had to exorcise it.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)

Well it is a good gag,
and you have done it extremely well :D

Rachel Stevens is the hottest woman in the world with webbed toes! FACT!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)

she used to have a webbed cock as well

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)

*hardens even further*
:D

So where have you been hiding mister? Aint seen you in a while....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)

which girl from s club 7
I've walked past hannah speritt.. however her last name is spelt.

she ='s tiny small.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)

O'dear

( mediocre I am not strange, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)