have you seen this? it should win the compo


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( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)

Oh Gerry....

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)

Oh Gerry...
...from the West Midlands...
...with 1 mutual friend...
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)

we do?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)

Miss tutt i assume...
But can't be bothered to check.
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

ah yes
that would make sense.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

I looked at that aswell,
I I have one mutual friend with gerry aswell, but I have no b3tans on my facebook tho... strange....
( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)

*x-files music*

( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)

O RLY?
who's the mutual friend?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)

Jess Hill,

( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)

my brother's ex

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

Small world
I lived next door to her in first year of uni
( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

small world indeed

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

I wonder how many b3tans I have friends in common with...
*wonders*
( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)

Kasto kasto krut

( mofaha, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

poligen ha

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

That's a neato!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)

TOO SOON MAN, TOO SOON

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)

hahahah the one where he's posing over the rubble
ohhh so wrong
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)

*click*
this is b3ta!
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)

*nods sagely*
*goes off to make further gleefull mess elsewhere*
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)

I'll just sniff
your wonderfullness as you pass.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)

Oh so you missed this memo?
LOL!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)

Hahahahaa

( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)

Pasanonic knows it well,
and so the paradigm is born....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)

as you scroll down the page
it gets more and more amusing
( weaver. Free Psychochomp when you spend £50!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)

It's Ironic isn't it ;)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)

who made it originally
i know thats pretty much redundant to it's purpose.. but it is still rather fabulous as just a picture :)
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

the image is a whore

( Pedro Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

That the guy who fucked his daughter's friend?

(sarah90 quit whining, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)

hulk hogan did what?

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)

To Wikipedia!

( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

To WWP!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)

That comment doesn't have nearly enough 'in half' for my liking.
/always reads weird things whilst scanning blog
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)

Hmm
are you always so unsatisfied?
(sarah90 quit whining, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)

If only!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)

Well SORRY if my post isn't enough. okay?!
*breaks down*
I'm just full of hormones right now and can't cope...
*sniffle*
(sarah90 quit whining, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

Joke: What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
One is a chemical messenger indicative to normal human behaviour whilst the other is a protein based catalyst to aid with biochemical reactions.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)

on the subject of being unsatisfied,,,
Brought a nice young lady home with me last night... Twas all going swimmingly, and then I realised that I was evidently too pissed to get it up. Still, nonetheless, I try to push on a condom, just in case.

This does not work. I am thoroughly saddened.

Cut to this morning. Huzzah, I am now sober and can get a hard on. So off we go about our business, but then, OH NOES, the ONE condom which I had left, was now on the floor in a pile and useless.

I have now stocked up on condoms. And Viagra. Except not the viagra... Maybe I should though.
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)

You should have gone in softcock using your thumb or a pinklepoker.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)

it's the only way to avoid the gush

(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)

Haha, the gush!!
Yes!
( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)

BUMMER
No seriously, why not bum her?
(sarah90 quit whining, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)

With a semi?!
Have you ever trie...
( namdrah The cat whisperer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)

IN THE MORNING
Have I ever tried...?
(sarah90 quit whining, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)

This is weirdest case of deja-vu ever.
ON ACID!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)

Lee Evans is not Norman Wisdonw on acid.
This is Norman Wisdom on acid. Cold, alone and afraid.

*only bit of this morning with richard not judy I remember with distinct clarity because of how hystericla i found it*
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)

X is like Y, ON Z!
The lazy journalist/and comedian slags bits were excellent. Especially the 'And then I got off the bus' jokes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)

Haha,
thats always a bad thing,
You should have fashioned one out of a carrier bag or something
( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)

I was intending on seeing this girl again...
Normally however, I would.
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)

The art of romance...

( namdrah The cat whisperer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)

out loud chuckles..
*which are probably going set namdrah's radar off again.. :P*
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)

Nah, I only do it when they're looking the other way.
heh.
( namdrah The cat whisperer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

*shakes fist*
*thinks it looks phallic*

*shakes some more*

*in all the excitement makes own rorschach test*
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)

definitely another reason for hulk bogan to nuke the neighbours

( OneOfSome, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)

go ahead, man. it's all good

( Pedro Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)

Ha ha ha!
This is suitably FRESH!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)

dear god
to hull!

righto, nite all zz tiem
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)

Oh god that's brilliant
etc etc
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)

:(

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)