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From the Photoshop the US Election challenge. See all 486 entries (closed)

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

TAKE THAT OLD USELESS MAC USERS!!
*prepares for a slight flame war*
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)

*batters with Macbook*
Take that Communist!
( Arkwright is not Alan Carr, you heartless bastards., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

Communist!!! I find that offensive...
...As i sit here on my PC, downloading the Mirror's Edge demo on my 360... Uploading music to my MS Zune...

*sigh*
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

Zune?!
I didn't know those still existed
( Arkwright is not Alan Carr, you heartless bastards., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

Yes!
Just added games and stuff! Launching overe here sometime next year!

They rock I swear...

Don't run from me...
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)

I AM USING A MAC, I FIND THIS OFFENSIVE.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

Owjeah that's right
your not a user of Mac's, your part of the community. Arch!
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

I'm not part of the community.
I hate Apple and most of their products. But some of them are fairly good.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

Owning a Mac is the only time someone is part of the solution AND the problem...

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)

Ha.
Beautifully spoken.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

You're only allowed to say that if you paid for it....

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)

I did.
All 900 fucking quid of it.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

Then you're allowed to bitch.
Not by me, you understand. I couldn't give a shit who uses what. Most useless piece of information to have on someone.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

RAH RAH RAH.
I despise the company, they're money grabbing cunts who do slight upgrades and slap on a massive price tag, rendering last weeks technology completely obsolete.

I firmly maintain that the only reason they change the shape of iPods is so they can sell a wider range of iPod docks.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)

iPods I think are silly as you can get better equipment for less money
so to me, the white earphones are just a way of saying 'hi world, I'm a poser'.

I don't really care though, I prefer to judge people on their taste in films and music. Because it IS important. :)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)

Yes but then you get a Paradox... Good music on an iPod...
I saw someone on the bus with an iPod and an iPhone... but he was rocking out to Beck...

It hurt my brain
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

You can only alt-rock out to Beck.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)

He was ready for me, it was E-Pro...
and its not on Alt-Rock band 2 is it?
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

Damn right.
Taste in music and films are what defines a person.

Overpurchasing of Apple products because they are "hip" is what defines a cunt.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)

See also: Motorhead T shirts.
There's always one girl wearing one, who'll say Ace of Spades is her favourite and then look at you blankly when asked for another one. *shakes fist*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

SWEET JESUS THANK YOU!
I had the EXACT same conversation with an emo kid wearing a Ramones top... and one same with a Emo (again) with a Led Zepplain top...

i think this says more bad about me than them though
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

..

( The Great Architect, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)

If life were a Magritte then maybe.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

Second

( Arkwright is not Alan Carr, you heartless bastards., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)