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[challenge entry] G'day shift repost from a couple of weeks ago.


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(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# She looks like Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Before or after shopping?

(I helped save b3ta! Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Boom boom!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Boom boom!
Boom boom boom?
(I helped save b3ta! Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I want you in my room

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Ah, so I'm not the only one whose mind is polluted.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
# I clicked but I still can't get an erection :(

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# try clicking back
and let go then click harder and harder
(I helped save b3ta! Radio Active Tea Now and then, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Uh-oh.

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Uh - Oh #2
do I hear rumbling...
(I helped save b3ta! namdrah The cat whisperer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Good day !!!
How are you and your family?
Please accept my sincere and affectionate greetings.I am Awa Dominic by name and I am planning to move into your country to do some investments in your country.

However,i will be happy if you can be my contact person in your country and i hope to have a sincere and trustworthy fellow who can direct me well.

I will give you the full details of my self and the full reasons why i want to relocate into your conutry when i hear from you.

Thanks and God Bless,
Awa Dominic.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Hello AWA
I is great pleases to hear from you.
I have many years needed a contact to help me transmit my funds to nigeria.

There I am a royal family with my good lady wife camela.

I wait to hear more about you so we can begin transacting.

May the blessings of my house fall on you
lots of love charlse
(I helped save b3ta! Radio Active Tea Now and then, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Its time to cómpletély eradiçatee your debts!
Eliminate yourr creditcard debts and ALL other unsecūred debts

* NO more paa’ments to creditors
* YOUR long term credit wiill NOT be affected.
* NO confrontation's
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Hello,
I have been in the of the reading. Best price on Viagras. herbal big cock. good for ladies.


/i think my favourite spam wa seither christian debt recovery.. which really should be them giving you money and not expecting anything back.. if they're following the terachings of the bible.. or the porn spam which had a mass ammount of bible quotes. all gold.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Haha great stuff

Also makes you wonder about the people who actually buy stuff off that kind of malarky
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# you mean.......
pay off my debts? with... money :O
(I helped save b3ta! Radio Active Tea Now and then, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Did that just hit your inbox?
They get more daft by the day

Edit: For any b3tan's who suddenly got shafted by www3.barnesy.org* not working today; this will be useful

The rather excellent Happytoast responded immediately to my distress calls and the wonderful community that is b3ta came to the rescue

*of course hats off to barnesy for keeping us all going for so long :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# yup
;)
Best Proposal!

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If you possess 3 free hours every week, a minimal experience in PC and free phone to which we can join you, you have possibility to begin work with us and have more than 2000 $
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Could you forward that to me please?
That sounds good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)
#
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Sincerely yours

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(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Hahaha, I love that e-mail address

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Seen this revenge site?
www.whatsthebloodypoint.com/
(I helped save b3ta! namdrah The cat whisperer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Nope
but this one's still a classic
www.419eater.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Top humiliation
I almost feel sorry for them.
(I helped save b3ta! namdrah The cat whisperer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# That's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding, here is a similar picture I made...

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# :D

well played there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# ^

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# awwwww
that's almost identical to this grimlock fishing i made


(boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# This is fab
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I was about to say "GRIMLOCK WANT FISH"
but then I remembered that I am a die-hard advocate of the UK comics, in which the Dinobots were intelligent and erudite, and spoke accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I had something like
issues 31-230 or so with only a few missing. I threw them out when I was 16 and needed the space.

What a fucking moron.
(boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Your magazine priorities do tend to change quite a lot at around that age.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Yep
Then a few years later you realise what it'd have all sold for. And a few years after that you think you might actually want to flick through them again.
(boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)
# kittens + skateboards = Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# K

(It's my b3taday! Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# regretamine?

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Odd name for an amino acid.

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# It gives a characteristically bitter taste in the mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! namdrah The cat whisperer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Special . . . to say the least . . .

(It's my b3taday! Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Hahaha
I've just ordered a pizza as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Good stuff!
*Ushers to the all NEW, lovely, faq*

:)

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII How's my diving....?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)