And the prize for worst shop of the year goes to....


From the Photoshop the US Election challenge. See all 486 entries (closed)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)

is it kerry?
he had a terrible convenience store.. it only stocked stuff you wanted when you didn't need it.

EDIT: I would like to officially state i don't understand the popular page. how come I have an animation on there that in the search feature for my posts by popularity is behind stuff that didn't get on there.. is it that votes haven't registered on the search page or the ammount of votes you need to get on there changes?
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)

isn't that what all the BEST shops do? :D

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)

Like Botulinum toxin when you're a tramp

( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)

Hey, it's soup.
I'll take what I can get. There's a recession on. *dies of nasty disease*
(Dr Teeth keeping his lob in a sexy twat since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)

death.. the ultimate recession :)

( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)

not if you're an undertaker, it ain't

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)

I know a happy undertaker.
He's happy because he has the phone numbers of ALL the frustrated widows in the area...
( namdrah The cat whisperer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)

I can take this to a certain level
and then go EW.
(Dr Teeth keeping his lob in a sexy twat since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)

EW infinitely further.
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)

All true
and flirts like a man possessed.
( namdrah The cat whisperer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)

So his is address book is like
Will Self's "The North London Book Of The Dead".
(Dr Teeth keeping his lob in a sexy twat since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)

His little black book = The Necronomicon
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)

North Wales book of the dead.
The truth is always better than anything I can make up. Met him at a wedding.
( namdrah The cat whisperer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)

turbot
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)

Pfft!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)

you can search your own posts by popularity?

( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)

Aye,
if you just click the link, it'll show you :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)

blimey, its surprising what people liked most :)

( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)

nothign makes sence anymore
www.b3ta.com/board/6028768
was my most popular post and it only had 4 replies... and its crap. and i said i was going to bed over an hour ago. and i start lines with and.
(Radio Active Tea, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)

And then you can get depressed
at some of the tat that's bewilderingly high up on your popular posts. I'm desperately trying to post half-decently shopped pictures to bump down a really crappily-compressed JPG of James Blunt I posted for an "Offensive in 5k" challenge, but I just can't shift it no matter what I do.
(boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)

Ha ha ha!
The b3ta lot are a strange bunch.

I should know, I am one ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)

it's the bewildering eccentricities of the place
that keep us all coming back...
(boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)

Hahah
Loads of mine are broken links from years ago for some reason. I'm fairly sure they were really shit too. That craig david one appears about 4 times above stuff I actually spent loads of time on too. Bastarding hell!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)

This one took a while:


but it's been very rapidly caught by this, which, err, didn't:



Those are numbers 2 and 3 in my hit parade. Rather depressingly, this is number one:
....
(boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)

Rophl!
That last image is the lolzorz!
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

It makes me giggle like a girl each time I see it
But I like to credit others with a better sense of humour than mine.
(boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

This one is all the way up at third, despite the fact it only had three actual replies.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

Fantastic humour!
You've never posted better!
(boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

VOTE IT TO THE TOP!
heheheheheheh
*evils*
*runs to vote*
( namdrah The cat whisperer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

Have fun finding it
It's from about four years ago :)
(boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

Ta
Heheheheheh
( namdrah The cat whisperer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)

hey, there's two images i like on there
i won't complain...
(boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)

Hehe.
Searched the image filename and WTF..?

www.606studios.com/bendisboard/archive/index.php/t-53042.html

"I'd fuck him if I were gay"
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)

wtf?
"Fuck, I wasn't aware my love life involved so much math.

And that is why you fail. sin cos tan all these are used in logrithms and most be interchanged to form greatness among thieves."

Errr....
(boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)

the word you seek is
cunts.
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)

I thought the words I was looking for were
"virgin cunts".

One guy was talking about calculating the circumference of a girl's vagina when you go down on her. That's about the point I decided that no-one on that thread will ever see a lady naked, including the ones pretending to be girls.
(boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)

The most important point here is, we both feel much better about ourselves.
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)

This is most certainly true

(boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)

fiend

(Dr Teeth keeping his lob in a sexy twat since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)

well whacky eye-full tower......woo

( elvisweathercock, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)

ta
deservedly my, err, second-most popular post :)
(boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)

here are mine
#1 www.b3ta.com/board/8862081
#2 www.b3ta.com/board/7350774 (both appeared on compo win pages)
#3 www.b3ta.com/board/7277826
#4 www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1189029093/sealclubbing.gif
#5 www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1190060687/icelollyalien.gif
#6
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)

I remember number 2!
I think I shuddered a bit before clicking it.

Number 3 is better with the ice cream than without :)
(boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)

brill

( elvisweathercock, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)

turbot
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/posts/me/best

Rather redundant for you though I would imagine.
"I ARE JOINT WIN!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)

100 on the FP. I think you can retire now

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)

:O
Rorschach's up!

Woohoo!

what can I do for a celebration image? (I'd rather avoid the horror of nudity)
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)

'kin hell
A sincere congrats with that!
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

Well done mate.

( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

post all 100 of them :D
woo!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)

nah, some of them were a bit shit if you ask me
although I could replace those ones with more popular ones or ones I prefered :D
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)

The search page only updates at midnight as far as I know.
My pic on the pop page wasn't even on my first 5 pages of popular when it made the page.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)

I heard a rumour that it depends on the time when you made the post.
It competes against the popularity of other things posted at around that time.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)

I think also
if it's posted during the day it'll get shot way up fast, because there's a million or so lurkers online. It's only us sadsacks who are here in the evening...
(boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)

That seems kind of opposite to what I said.
Unless it's sort of weighted so that it it does better if there are fewer votes to go around at the time, but not much better. That would be confusing and a bit random. It probably works like that.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

Hmmmmm.
I don't know then.
(boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)

Ha
I like it.

The Republicans are a terrifying team...
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)

Only because of their shockingly bad
make up jobs ;)

Searching for pics of John Kerry, I never realised that Heath Ledger based his joker on him....

kerry.senate.gov/v3/images/press/JK_headshot.jpg
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)

HOLY DRIPPING SHIT
he must have a creepy sex face
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)

I know,.
I feared hard!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)

Urghh
You actually imagined that, what were you thinking?
( namdrah The cat whisperer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)

Russ Abbot for president.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

LOL!
With Rab C Nesbitt as his VP?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)

I love a (political) party
with a happy atmosphere.
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)

is he wearing pink lipgloss?

( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)

no no no
heather ledger based the joker on jimmy stewart in the film Harvey...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBvpxzl54D8
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)

heather?
did he have a dickswap before he croaked?
(Dr Teeth keeping his lob in a sexy twat since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

Cheney truly looks most evil there

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)

REPUBLICANS, PALIN!
"Is it... a maverick?"
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)

LOL!
"Here is your starter for 10.

Which State in the US was recently under investigation because the Governor is controlled by her husband?"
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)

"Maverickistan?"
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)

Sorry, it was Little Russia.

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)

that has inexplicably put Dominion/Mother Russia into my earbrain

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)

all of them?

( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)

look at Bush's ickle tiny head... awwww

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)

Yeah I know,
I am shit at wading through sources ;)

But I am listening to Ryan Adams so I am cheery :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)

Bryan Adams?
Straight from the Heart!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)

Pfft!
*beats with a kipper*
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)

*gives you a starter for ten*

( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)

*enjoys*

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)

hello you
Tom O'Bedlam was asking about Nation before,
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)

is he still around?
if you spot him, tell him to gaz me, i'll tell him anything he wants to know about it.
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)

dunno
his laptop battery was dying so he had to run

i think that was code for "I've been discovered, will return when in next safe house"
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)

pff
i'll keep a lookout for him
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)

the new terry prattchett book?
I was going to bed
(Radio Active Tea, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)

pft

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)

Bloody hell, she's Kelly LeBrock with a gun!
I never realised that until now.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)

KITTYVOMIT!
*ultra sex glomps*

Where you been hiding missy?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)

daaaaaaaaaahn tah pub

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

FACKIN LOVE IT!
Ya missed me? I've missed you ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)

of course! cos i loves you i do!
i'm obsessing over this song

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iwxjt144-QI
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)

Blue Moon is facking ace!
But Strok it Noel is better ;)

I actually meant to send you a gaz the other day. SO I will now.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)

oooo, a man after my own heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)

MY EYES! MY EYES!

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)

Ha!
I thought that was Sarkozy at first :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

here's some mind bleach

(boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)

xXxFwapsxXx
The above is a lie.
( elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)

phwoar

(Radio Active Tea, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)

Nice belt buckle . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)

Micto has one in pink

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)

Oh Boy !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)

Challenging indeed !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)

I've got a Porsche

(Dr Teeth keeping his lob in a sexy twat since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)