The Force is strong with this one...


From the Photoshop the US Election challenge. See all 486 entries (closed)

( Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)

Have a click, you prolific bint :D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)

Good ningles, madame.
How are we ce matin?
( A Vagabond has docked the halls of boughs with holly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

tired, mouthbreathing.
Not because I'm a simpleton, because one of the many people I work with has fucking amazingly bad breath.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)

Nice.
Offer them a mint.
( A Vagabond has docked the halls of boughs with holly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)

I don't know which one it is.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)

Cry
"ONE OF YOU HAS BREATH THAT STINKS. THERE ARE MINTS ON MY DESK. I'M GOING TO THE TOILET, AND WHEN I COME BACK, I WANT NOT TO BE TROUBLED BY YOUR HALITOSIS ANY LONGER!"
( A Vagabond has docked the halls of boughs with holly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)

It could work.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)

Of course it could.

( A Vagabond has docked the halls of boughs with holly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)

offer them ALL mints
or swap the tea for mint tea... or... or... try and recreate one of the scenes from Coyote Ugly (which I haven't seen), but with Listerine
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)

My days of dancing on furniture are long over, unless someone's
got some bejamins for me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)

I'm tired
I read that as "got some Bejams for me" and started to wonder what the good Captain wanted with a (now defunct) frozen food/appliances shop.

*goes to get another cup of sweet tea*
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)

COFFEE PLEASE *waggles cup*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)

Just the one?
Talented
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)

*dons radioactive protection and makes the Capt's coffee*

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)

Lovely and strong..

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)

Thanks...
...you wee temptress you!
( Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

:D my wee is very tempting.
It brings all the boys to the yard, you know.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)

pheromones much?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)

I piss pure lust.
*crosses fingers for stats board*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)

yay!
obi wan obami
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

You have not yet felt the power of the Dark Side - pffft!!

( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

Haha, great thing to be greeted by!
Ningles all!
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

he looks worryingly like
Ainsley Harriot there :(
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)

The top of the head is making me think 'black Max Schreck'
which is a phrase FULL of promise and excitement.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)

i'm gonna have to RIS that one
but it sounds like something as said by Sean Connery
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)

Google, petal.
Actor, Nosferatu.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)

ahhhhh

(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)

I think you're actually a factory full of Koreans
I've just decided that - very woo Koreans who are fed on hummus

WOO YAY
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)

How did he dot the "i"?
ning ninj!
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)

Coz he's reet fast!
Ningles Barb, how ya doin'?
( Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)

I may attempt a similar feat with a sparkler tonight!
I'm tired today, I don't know why.
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)

hahaha
This is ace. Have a click Mr Jammy.
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)

top stuff
as usual sir
(webmeister counting down the days till chrimbo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)

Marvellous!
Woo!
( Mstandot, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)

grand

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)