Britain jumps on bandwagon...


From the Photoshop the US Election challenge. See all 486 entries (closed)

( Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

Aw, he looks all bashful
like Arnie's just told him he's got a pretty nose.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

Politicians with pretty noses
meet mr nixon
poss nsfw

edit-woopsy
( Boff I'm doing this for the Empire, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

HALLO!
I IZ SEAMSNEGAA
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

i will not vote for him

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

yes
but only if he is PM in the persona of Algenon razzmatazz,
(funkenstein Born from an egg on a mountain top, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

oooooooooooooooooooookayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

:)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QueRSYKFB5M
(funkenstein Born from an egg on a mountain top, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

this is what they want!

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

Obama: Combo-breaker.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

bust a move

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

You had better concede that I will, indeed, bust many a move over this upcoming weekend.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)

i will not concede this until it is proved
-pouts-
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

DEAR SIR, I PUT IT TO YOU THAT I CANNOT, NOR CAN ANYONE, PROVE EVENTS OCCURING IN THE FUTURE.
HAVE AT YOU.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

DEAR SIR/MADAM
IT IS NOT MY INTENTION TO PROVE OR DISPROVE FUTURE EVENTS.I WOULD BE UNDER-QUALIFIED.I HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE GETTING THIS TOASTER TO WORK.
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

I SIMPLY SHALL NOT, AND CAN NOT, AID YOU WITH YOUR TOASTER ISSUE WITHOUT FIRST REPOINTING THIS AGED BRICKWORK. I OFFER NO HEARTY APOLOGIES WHATSOEVER. THIS MATTER IS OUT OF MY HANDS NOW.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)

THEN WE ARE ALL DOOMED.THIS TOASTER HAS A SECRET.

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)

HEED THE WARNING OF THE KEEPER OF THE TOASTER.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)

FEARRRRR HIIIMMMMMMMM

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

Oooo ...
*worships*
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

You're over there as well then?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

I'm all around.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

Are you written in the wind?
Are you everywhere Marti Pellow goes?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

Heehee! I'm going to skip. Skip with me, wowowowow.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)

You skip and I'll lie slumped over your shoulders like a dead bathmat.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)

That's not skiiiiipping, wowowowow.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

*waggles her legs*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

Stop that.
People are watching.
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)

*WAGGLES*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)

-Gets irate old-man style-
-brandishes walking stick-
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)

:D flirt.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)

-goes facial puce-colourwise-
I SHALL WRITE TO THE TIMES ABOUT THIS HARLOT
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

Oh do, I love a good review.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

Oh you are incorrigible :D
I think i love you :)
*snort*
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

\o/

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)

sarcasm lols

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

Nope. You do.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

Everyone does. *siiiigh*

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)

Shush. Normally I have to pay to see this.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)

GAH
I just drank a spoon. Well, almost. *acks*

I've got trouwsis on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)

SPOON DRINKING COMPETITION. ME FIRST. ME FIRST.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

but it was patently me first.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

Bugger.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

What, now?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

*goes red*

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)

*draws a happyface on your knee*

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)

*fronts Black Sabbath*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)

Lenny Henry?

( Mstandot, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)