hahahaha!
mind if i dump this text on a bag of sand

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god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:44,
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but you seem to have put it in the
girly, hen-pecked diy husband bag instead of the macho man's jumbo bag of 850kg. ;)
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Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:47,
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it's the holiday sized travel bag
because you can't get a decent bag of sand on a package holiday
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god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:49,
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True
Real men go to proper builders merchants.
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namdrah Puntasmagorical nightmares on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:50,
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*soaps*
it's the only soap i use!
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Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:47,
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I like it too.
And it's the standard soap about the house but I just can't help having a bar of Pear's in my bathroom at all times. Pear's is fucking lush.
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Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:49,
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I have
Tufenega in my workshop. That's basically swarfega with sand in it.
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Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:05,
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pear's is nice
but my skin only likes imperial leather
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Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:01,
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