My shower is broken


I wish Hulkman would come round and fit me up with one of these. Hogan knows best after all.

First post, gentle etc. and apologies for rubbishisity.

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(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)

IT'S FUCKING DRY!

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)

That Bad?
Shall I take it off?
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)

Don't
Do...
ANYTHING.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)

no. do not delete.
bumrapage will occur.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)

whyy?
i feel bad now, boo
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)

no matter how bad the post
(and i'm not saying it's bad), if you delete the thread, people tend to get very angry.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)

even at this time of night
i think the delete button should be removed from new threads
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)

hell, yes
i'm not heading down the bunker at this time of night! tea and biscuits tends to be swapped for toast and horlicks after midnight :(
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)

Fair
Sorry, new and all, back to the lurk......
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)

no, don't relurk
it's really not bad at all. i think the original answer was meant to be ironic
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)

Thanks Smash
gentleman(or woman) and a scholar.
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)

You'll want the latter there boyo.

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)

Thankyou Monkdagola
Obviously you are a scholar too
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:01, archived)

woman
but i'm not really gentle, i can cause some vicious carpet burns ;)
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)

Fucking hell you work fast.

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)

Haha

( mofaha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)

i have to
i suffer from the rare and potentially life-threatening condition known as permahorn.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)

haha
Have you seen "A complete history of my sexual failures"
There's a part where he takes 8 viagra, gets a massive lob on and chases about 200 people on the street begging for sex.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)

no, but i may have to now!
there was a cartoon years ago about an ugly little bugger with a huge dick, who had to shag a witch a thousand times to turn her back into a princess and him into a king. it was brilliant, i wish i could remember what it was called!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)

Cripes!

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)

i think it was called king willy or king dick
i will have to google it.
EDIT: found it! it's called king dick.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:37, archived)

no no
don't lurk, this works sunshine.

next time you finish a piece though, wait half an hour. look at it again and see what you could do to improve it (or wait half an hour and make the excuse that you're using paint.net
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)

Understood
I did apologise for rubbishisity though...in future i will apologise more.
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)

nah
don't bother apologising, just give people abuse, it's the only way to get respect attention around here
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)

Ha!
umm...ok, Well thanks for the advice and fuck off ;)
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:42, archived)

Haha
no no don't worry about it. It's fine :)
Just post your stuff and have fun.
( mofaha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)

brooke knows best
these days apparently
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)

hahah that would get your arse clean
welcome b3ta, you'll never leave...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)

carowallis did... :(

(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)

Plenty of people drift away
but they usually surface again every once in a while.
carowallis did the food series, right?
( mofaha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)