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( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)

hehehh
"a factoral of high percentages"
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:01, archived)

Mathmamatics percentiles pertaining to nutrients.

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)

without the words, it is nothing
as he is a grotesque aberration
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)

That young man is my nan's man.

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)

she can't be getting any, then
he'd snap her like a twig.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)

By nan, I meant man's ham.
Reet, schleepzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)

man's ham?
is that the trouser meat?
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)

Sulphuric acid....
sounds of no fun at all...
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)

tell that to john george haig

( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)

Perhaps...
if it was diluted with red fuming nitric acid and mixed with glycerin...
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)

sounds tasty!
*mixes with cool-aid*
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)

be careful...
you just made nitro-glycerin. Could be an exciting time...
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)

especially if i hollow out a watermelon
fill it with the nitroglycerin, then shake it.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)

Melon balls for everyone...

(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)

yay!
*grabs bowl*
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)

Haha, I've not seen you post for a while.
And to think I was going to go to bed a couple of hours ago.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)

a likely story
you're stuck here and you know it.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)

I'm off in a bit.
I don't post much dese dayz as I bee readin n studyin tings mucho.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)

haha
PenisGull.
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)

Gulls with gils, possible?
Maybe?
Coincidence?

Yes, once.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)