Chuck Norrisons


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(squid head, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)

i would shop there
manly, yes, but i like it, too.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)

Edit: Actually on second glance that's a bit harsh.
Nice Norris!
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)

wait a minute
(nowt wrong with this img)

someone's deleted a thread
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)

ok
mebbe i'm just drinking
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)

NORONS

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)

I DON'T GET IT

( mofaha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)

dont get it?
its for this
www.b3ta.com/challenge/macho/

source image is that:
www.firstgardencity.co.uk/morrisons.htm

makes any sense now?
(squid head, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)

um
he's saying that in reference to an old b3ta joke about a morrisons sign. he's not getting at you.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:26, archived)

ah
the RIS thing ....

have to exscuse me for my ignorance, ill catch on one day perhaps
(squid head, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)

:)
www.b3ta.com/board/4890991
ALSO: www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=ris+I+don%27t+get+it
( mofaha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)

hahaha
its actually pretty funny now i understand it in context.
(squid head, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:29, archived)

It's funny
but old hat, dont use it

edit: thats not a threat! just advice

edit: but if you do do the Morrisons Ris joke, i'll make you fuck your own head (joke)
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)

yup
after skimming through 5 pages of RIS i dont get it on that thread, i can safely say you're right.
(squid head, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:42, archived)

what the shuddering fuck!?

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:32, archived)

we all have to start somewhere :)

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)

Hahahaha

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boron
( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)

Aw fuck yeah, Bismuth
( mofaha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)

that stuff looks so cool

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)

It's wonderful isn't it.
I thought it was some kind of elaborate fake the first time I saw it.
My favourite part of the Natural History museum is the room with all the mineral display cases.
( mofaha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:12, archived)

OTTO VON BISMUTH

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:34, archived)

crotchcrafty

(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)

"Chuck Norris has a hidden finger in his shirt pocket that can stab you
in the chin"
Look closely
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)

Are u sure it's a finger?
He's pretty dexterous.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)

Dexterous means "agile with the hands" doesn't it?

( mofaha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)

maybe it should be dixterous?

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)

i believe the definition could include "agile with the penis" as well.

(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)

Ah
you're probably right.
( mofaha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:12, archived)

^Was why I went quiet.

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)

ARRRRGHHH! I didn't notice the finger-in-the-neck
jab until it was too late.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)

Maybe he can kick so high because his genitals
are somewhere else on his body.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)

( mofaha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)

thank you, chuck norris!

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)

Don't mention it Ma'am
Just doin my job and bein awesome.
( mofaha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)

Fuck you chuck norris

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)

nobody makes me bleed my own blood!

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)

With Chuck's finger on the button you don't
even need the button.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:36, archived)

no, you don't.
i wonder what would happen if his cock was on the button?...
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:41, archived)

The button would say, "pardon me, Mr Norris, but I believe your cock is on my head."

(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:48, archived)

Hahahahaha

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)

Hahaha
class
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)

CHUNK NORRIS IS THE TOUGHEST MAN ALIFE.

(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)

KILLIN MEXICANS FOR HUCKABEE

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:36, archived)

WHEN YOU'RE A MEXIS LOOK BEHIND YOU

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:42, archived)