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[challenge entry] Mandress: it's really macho


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(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Seam Connery!
But wouldn't it be easier to just post this?

no horses
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# not enough seams

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Sheamhorshesh, activate.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Look at the seams on that
dress kilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Men in kilts = win.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# It's the easy access to certain areas,
isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# No, it's the possibility of scottish accent
and generally really nice proper legs.

Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Heh. Only certain Scottish accents are nice.
Cyclist's legs are my favourite type of leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Exactly.
East coast Scots mostly sound like effeminate and camp homosexuals who are still straining to hold in a colon full of cum whilst having a conversation with you.
Glaswegians are great, if you can find one sober enough to understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Never mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# You thread deleter!

(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# did you delete again?
you are doing it a lot recently missy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Seams reasonable to expect a man to wear a skirt
I would welcome men in kilts in England some nice knees to admire.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Mine only comes out at weddings
and then only by request. I wore my first kilt at a wedding in 1969.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# 1969 you must be older than me then

(I helped save b3ta! maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Quite possibly
Miss. ;)

I was only 4 mind you. There is a great photo somewhere of me leaning up to kiss my aunt and my undercrackers are showing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Then you are 43 am not going to say how old I am
although people will have used somekind of math! to work out I'm nearly that age.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Surely you must be at least three hundred and eighty four!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Daggnabbit you know it rude to reveal a lady's age!!

(I helped save b3ta! maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Well you've sort of shot yourself in the foot there to be honest.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ^ this

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# The only skirt I'd be reasonably willing to wear would be a 20ft leather one.
In preperation for when I convert my legs into a hovercraft.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# pfft!
tea/monitor collision!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I own a kilt - I bought it for my wedding last year.
Here's something I kindof wish I'd known before I got married:

When you wear a kilt, every woman wants to talk to you.

It's true. And they all want to know if you're wearing it 'properly'.
(Seebeedee, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# compo it.
oh, you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Everyone's wearing
them these days, it seams.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Yeah but you have to go to a good seamstress.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# is he being stalked by a giant swan?
*edit* sorry, I mean
"shtalked by a giant Shwan"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Hahahaha, office laughingoutloud.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# whahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# oh yesh...
how odd!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# just notished a mashive fucking horshe to his right too
that man ish in trouble!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# And what's worse it's a panto horse!!
*screams*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# you made me see that didn't you
it wasn't there until the power of suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# and if you look carefully you can see me
waving my massive penis
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)