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(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Sorry but most things don't appall me but
I feel this steps over the line.

I'm not saying your a bad person but your humour on this occassion is misguided. I hate being negative but that poor woman has suffered enough.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Who is the woman then?
I've not seen her before.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Neither have I but obviously
she some poor soul who's been savagely beaten.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# this should cheer you right up
toy-a-day.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Chill guys.
It is a photo of my very own grandma. She'll be getting the same treatment if she ever serves my dinner cold again too.



Photoshopping treatment that is.
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Good response!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Shes my gran.
I corrected her after she tried to buy me sweets.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# "Black Jacks? What have I told you about that? FRUIT! FUCKING! SALADS!"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Black Jacks > Fruit Salads.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Sticks™, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Absinthe and coke
= liquid blackjacks.
Seriously, try it. tiny splash of absinthe in a whole glass of coke. lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh takes the LER out of FLATTERY, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# This is not good, to graphic and personal for my taste.

(I helped save b3ta! namdrah The cat whisperer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# ....that could have done without the image of the elderly
woman
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Ultra-violence ftw.
Pretty harsh, but I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Too far.
Far too far.
(Random_Cvnt Spit on my twat you electro ponce.., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# i don't think he's condoning old-people-violence
i think,i think it's a pun
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Yeah I don't think he actually condons this
however the pun is a pun too far.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# *half lols*

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Now that is SICK
it would have been fine had you chosen any other woman than Andrew Sachs mother.
(kuntybawz, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# turn around
look behind you.
there, away in the distance, near the horizon, is the line you've crossed.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Meh.
Not hilarious, but I'm not really convinced it's really crossed any lines. There've been worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)
# It's a picture of a woman with red on her face.
The red marks may be real, or they may have been added to the picture. If they are real, there is a long list of possible causes, only one of which is that she has been beaten up.

Why is everyone jumping all over this post to point at a "line" that has supposedly been crossed? I don't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Yeah
it's in pretty poor taste, but since when has b3ta been against that?
(Barry Shitpeas Who were Ian Paisley's favourite Krautrock band?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Just to put this in some perspective...
Has anyone seen what a really old geriactric eldery person looks like when they trip and fall? I have. They can look a lot like this. It is absolutely amazing how bruised and beaten little old ladies and men can look when they've had a small scrape. They're extremely fragile and bruise so fripping easily.
I'll admit though that with the two eye bruises it does make one immeditaely think "beating."
(tiepohs is a cornucopia of flavour, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# did she accidentally stab herself in the eyes with her glasses?

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)
# I'm just confused about why
everyone is so sure she didn't deserve it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# !
www.b3ta.com/board/8912467
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# ;)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# i have worked

(shinigawa thinks everything is just one big joke, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)
# let me finish
i have worked with CSI Miami

and i can tell you without doubt that these marks/bruises have been made by a grown mans meat hammer !
(shinigawa thinks everything is just one big joke, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)