Nobody likes this shit surely


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(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)

I do
But then again, I likes armadillos
( The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)

armadilos for the win

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside!

( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

I want a Dime bar now.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)

TREEEEEEEEEOOOOOO!
Old chocolate ads were weird.
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)

thay called diam now :(

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)

why did they change the name?

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)

don't ask me!
i know not
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)

they don't melt in your hand
or your mouth
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)

*cough*
( The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)

the only problem with that is, it had Harry Enfield in it

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)

And what was wrong with this one?
www.b3ta.com/board/8912707

And I do. Like it, that is. :P

EDIT: Look. there's an 'Edit' link at the bottom of your post. You can click this and make changes to your post if you fucked up ;) Other than that, you don't seem to be doing too badly.
( unstableOvine : shoulder high in crap & my water wings are flat, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

For a noob
you're chucking out some decent stuff. Woo.
(Dr Teeth keeping his lob in a sexy twat since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

Cheers
I am only a noob on here though ;-)
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)

I also like rootbeer.
 
(Captain_lambkin www.confundo.net, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

Is rootbeer the same thing as ginger beer?

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)

it was good
then they changed it and it is now shit
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

Dr Pepper is the fizziest drink in the world.
For the first minute after you open the can. Then it's completely flat.
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

In pubs
Staropramen is the fizziest stuff known to man. I haven't met anyone who can pour a pint without wasting another half in the driptray.
(Dr Teeth keeping his lob in a sexy twat since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)

remove the sparkler first is the key

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)

In my local
they've tried that and it still comes out like Lewis Hamilton's champagne (not an innuendo). According to them (and they're proper trained and everyfing) it's worse than pouring Guinness.
(Dr Teeth keeping his lob in a sexy twat since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)

too much gas in the lines then
or perhaps they are using the wrong kind of glass
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)

The latest solution (not pun)
is to chill the glasses. That apparently helps a bit.
(Dr Teeth keeping his lob in a sexy twat since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)

Guinness is easy to pour. Just very slow.
*can draw shamrocks in Guinness*
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)

this ^

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)

Heathen!
DrPepper is the nectar of the Gods. Only the weak minded, foolish and the soulless cannot appreciate it's greatness.
(Jokel, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)

great for a cheap version of a champagne blowjob though

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)

I LOVE DR PEPPER

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)

So do most sane people.

( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)

neat anim.......that the pope's hand?pfft

( elvisweathercock, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)

i love doctor pepper more than anything in the world

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)

I like it

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)