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[challenge entry] There's a fine line between macho and gay


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(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# pfft
Need more unfocused mear kat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# bah!

(I helped save b3ta! Pedro Ho Ho Ho Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# That's a very near kat

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs Stuck for gift ideas? www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# yays:)

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
# EVERYONE, I WISH TO HEAR OF YOUR SATURDAY EXPLOITS.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I did stuff
EDIT: No wait that was last Saturday. I didn't.

EDIT: EDIT: Although I am currently cooking a nice chicken and ham pie and creamed spinach and drinking a pint of milk.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# PINT OF MILK.
www.b3ta.com/milk
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Actually I'm just starting my third:P
link?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I ate chocolate so far

(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# FALLOUT 3
Annoying and appealing in equal measure.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha not wearing a vest, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Gah. I borked my motherboard and so cannot play it :(

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Will Smith borked the mothership.

(I helped save b3ta! Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# NO!! THE CORE WILL IMPLODE.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Is it worth purchasing?

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I'm not far enough along to answer that yet.
It's very reminiscent of Oblivion in many ways if that's any help. My first impressions are that it's not as nice to look at and play in though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha not wearing a vest, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I never played oblivion,
is that worth picking up on teh cheap now tehn?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Get the GOTYE edition, it's got extrassssss
FUCKING EXTRAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# i slept
a lot
(I helped save b3ta! weaver. Free Psychochomp when you spend £50!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# TELL ME OF YOUR SLEEPING EXPLOITS.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I played CoD4 and wanked

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Nerd

(I helped save b3ta! Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I bet you did the same

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# IF YOU USED YOUR FUCKING EYES.
YOU'D REALISE I WAS NOWHERE NEAR MY PS3.

I haven't been on it for weeks now.
(I helped save b3ta! Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I couldnt be bothered to scroll that far down
What a waste of money then if you are not even going to play it fag
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I've played it enough thanks.
Now i'm just waiting til friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# For World at war?
Its going to be wank, how many times to I have to tell you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I dont care, i'll still shit on your grave.

(I helped save b3ta! Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# But you cant as we cannot play eachother, and I dont want to waste hundreds of pounds I dont have on a shitty ps3

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Click.
PS3's are faggots.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I shouted at people in the supermarket

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Were they skateboarding? SKATEBOARDING IN SUPERMARKET?

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# No, worse
they were standing around, CHATTING.


Fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# SICK BASTARDS.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# That's what I said.

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Why do most people think that as soon as they enter a supermarket all manners should go out of the window.
I hate going to supermarkets as I'm not a person to let rudeness pass and I always end up having words with someone.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# It's the tossers who stand in the doorway having a chat that piss me off
:(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# It's the once that can clearly see that I've stepped to one side to let them and their squaulling brats past
and they saunter by at a snails place and don't even say thanks.
I'm not exactly easy not to notice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# This is why shopping carts need ploughs on the front

(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# i have passed wind

(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout twinned with Dan Ackroyd, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Wind was a difficult exam. I only just passed.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# i passed with flying colours
mostly brown
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout twinned with Dan Ackroyd, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I came in to work, and I'm enjoying a healthy snack-machine dinner
while working up the courage to go back to my stupid A0-from-16xA4 poster.

It's a really, really, rubbish poster. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist knows not does he?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Can I see it?

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# well

(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist knows not does he?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# I wiped the ass of a four year old boy
after he had a particularly troublesome bout of pooping. It was not as much fun as you might presume.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I wouldn't think it was very fun at all, actually.
But still: LOLPOOP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I hope to fuck it was your child

(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 8 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I did practiced drawing
With a paper and pencil.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# DRAW ME ON YOUR CEILING.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# LOL NO COS THEN I'D HAVE NIGHTMARES

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# :( why are you so mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I'm sorry.
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I'm too upset to hug.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# :[

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I tried to wear in some new shoes unsuccessfully.

(I helped save b3ta! Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Shoefail.

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I'll wear them in soon enough, you fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Meanie >:[

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Pipe down in front.

(I helped save b3ta! Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Oh man, I am SO gonna kick your ass.

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Got up, went to work, worked, came home, opened a beer, started watching the rugby.
Shock of shocks, the All Blacks are beating Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I had a Champagne and Strawberry
breakfast, went shopping and am currently cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# A WHAT breakfast? A WHAT.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Champagne and Strawberry
involving champagne and strawberries, surprisingly.
It's what my girlf fiancée asked for to celebrate our engagement.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Aww. Massive congrats to you, sir.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Crysis and Lego Batman DS

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I keep looking at DS' but I keep telling myself not to waste more money. I just play GBA ROMS like Golden Sun on the PC instead.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I loved Crysis.
I've replayed parts of that dozens of times.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha not wearing a vest, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# i'm enjoying it more now i'm not having to play on minimum settings.
the environment detail is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# why?...
...why?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# too much chilli

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I'm wrestling
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Mine has mostly involved bacon sandwiches, half-life (original) and coughing fits.
How about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Getting up. Avoiding people in my house by going to the pub for 6 hours.
Gonna eat and go out again.


I lUUUUB HL1. It's my faaaaavourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I have just
*ahem* 'acquired' The Orange Box. I've had a crap PC for ages so now I can catch up and hopefully see what all the fuss is about.

edit: ooo, spooky similarity^
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I got the orange box a while back
but it turns out it doesn't quite run on my old laptop :(

It just sits there on my shelf now, mocking me...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I'm scared to fire mine up
in case it doesn't. It is, of course, a wholly legitimate copy.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I did shopping for my
grandma who sadly can't remember if she has put her knickers on each day, let alone buy food.
I added the barley and pulses to my beef stew which has been in the crock pot since 9pm last night.
I finished my picture of 'Animal' after 2 days of working a little bit hard.
I played the lottery online ( which is a rare thing for me )
I watched my team break my heart.
I bought beer after not drinking for a week, because my team broke my heart.
I am drinking beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Oooh. Busy day.
I bought some Lucky Strikes and am currently happy with my decision.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# My bollocks hurt
can I wear medals tomorrow if I am not wearing uniform?
(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# yes you may.
I polished medals yesterday.
I also asked if I could wear my grandad's as well as my own and the legion said yes, as he is dead..
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# You have tyo wear his on the right side though.
I am just going to wear a shirt, tie and jumper - I do not much feel like wearing a jacket - I will carry the old man's in my pocket ('right hip') since my father is alive, but I want to wear mine.

I won't be polishing though, they are not proper metal even ;(
(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I'm not marching this year.
but I will go to my home town memorial with a reef and have a beer in the local club.

I marched with the Royal Marines band year before last, was a huge affair.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# WEAR YOUR MEDALS, OLD MAN.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Lie-in. Laundry. Pub.
Other exploits are not suitable for discussion.

By which I mean reading b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# It's called
Homo Vague.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)