BAN THIS SICK FILTH


From the The Daily Mail challenge. See all 249 entries (closed)

(moistness Thats a bit dark kev!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)

hahahahaha!
clever
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)

Cracking
Laughoutloudly cracking
( bachgammon has an unshakable alibi for, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)

you bastard!i'm working on this!

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)

nice
The Daily Mail makes me want to take a shit just so i can use it as toilet paper
(shinigawa thinks everything is just one big joke, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)

Yay! My favourite headline!

( The Alchemist get scurrilling!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)

wasn't it actually the express that used it first?
i'll check.
and have my other mail pearoats while i'm at it

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)

Might have been, I dunno. It's just that it is a perfect example of Universal Headline Language.
Immediately understandable, yet content-free.
( The Alchemist get scurrilling!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)

i can't quite track it down for sure using internets
but it was a real headline, either in the mirror or express

i think it's either from around the release of the first manhunt game in around 2003-4,
or it's really old and was used to call for the ban of child's play 3 after the jamie bulger killing
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)

The Manhunt one was
"BAN THESE EVIL GAMES", and was in the Mail, if my memory serves correctly.
(greem, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

belly pfft

( elvisweathercock, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)

Haha, nice.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

better than mine

( Bloop wasn't here on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

postman dailey?

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)

did that used to say mostpan or am I going insane?

( Bloop wasn't here on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)

yes it did
i typed spoonerims - sorry
edit : i normally write "edit :" but i forgot - double oops!
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)

Dustpan Mat

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)

sospan fach
/welsh blog
(B|unt In my fantasy I sail beneath your skirt, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)

Bloody typical!!
Coming over here taking our jobs!!!
( Mstandot, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)

BIN THIS SACK FILTH!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)

hahaha
loving the recursion
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)

hahahaha
love it
(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)

Bastard
DId this one when the Daily Mail generator was posted but lost interest and couldn't be bothered to put it up.

That'll learn me
(monkeyboyalpha is old enough to know b3ta, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)