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( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

Would - Wouldn't

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

really?
I think she's a hateful drunk...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)

and he's quite a decent chap really
but what he's doing with that gin-sodden bagpuss is beyond me
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

This
I really like him. He's probably got a filthy sense of humour too!
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)

look.......just cos he's a nice bloke, don't mean i'm gonna buttfuck him.........per se

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)

he has got a filthy sense of humour
swears like a trooper when he's on after the watershed. This is both big and clever, and worthy of anyone's buttfuckery
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

nicking champagne from gateway not withstanding?

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

"gin-sodden bagpuss"
ahahahhaha
proper lol moment there
( Mushroom, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

vaj like a rippped-out fireplace I'd imagine

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

EVEN BETTER, DRUNK ONES DON'T FIGHT BACK SO MUCH.

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)

For goodness sake
I've got the hippy hippy shakes
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

Surely someone must have done a pic of him eating a croissant?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)

That amount of smugcuntishness would surely break the internet.

( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

while she drinks the glass of wine?

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

Hahaha

( mofaha, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)