He lives in Florida, you know.
And from what I gather, he'd like a little head.



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( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

That only looks slightly like me.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)

Sir, that's really not good, on so many levels

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)

Have you ever seen me? That guy could totally pass as me.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)

For fucks' sake, mate
You're young - get some bloody exercise!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)

Haha. I've played you for a fool, Paul!

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)

You wouldn't be the first
or indeed the last.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)

:) You're a trusting man.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)

it'll be my downfall
bad career choice, frankly, considering my current employment.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

are you a high court
judge?
( pep, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)

fattyfatfat!

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)

he has no penis
but he is a big cunt
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)

But his bellend is clearly smug.

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)

He makes a fortune from thick inbreds
Good on him, in a way. Except that he has no morals.
( Peregrin ., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)