Daily Mail pun generator


From the The Daily Mail challenge. See all 249 entries (closed)

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

arf!

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

I say

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

I've got a pair of them
I use them to hold my REAL bollocks
( Weetobix is a married man, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

What
dogs?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)

*hits the stop buzzer*

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

puns done

( yanmania... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/473878, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

Yup.
Does this mean you can say "Bindun" to every mail post from now on? :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)

I'm sure there are many more out there
they come at night...mostly
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)

They lie in wait...
...like Wolves!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)