still laughing at this from the newsletter


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( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)

but easy and they think anyone with a Vectra is minted so... you know
they're not hard to impress

:)
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)

Yeah!
I've got a oyster card. I'm dead posh me!
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)

I'm in Norfolk
I have a turnip card.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)

Ready?
I thought you were swedeish.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)

yes, I'm ready
for what?
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)

brace yourself

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)

*spits up own jacksie*

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)

*administers the aubergine ... wide end first*

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)

sideways or not at all

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)

*throws away aubergine and moves on to pumpkin*

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)

pineapple please
just love those spikes
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)

*insets a variety of spikey and spined fruit, vegetabbles and fish*
*bends you over and puts you on display at the harvest festival*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)

*awards rosette*
nice beans :)
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)

psst.
extra E:P
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)

huh?

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)

you were yokelling on about turnips and I said I though you were swede-ish
*shakes head*
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)

yeriknow
what is extra E:P ?
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)

It was buy one get one free.

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)

I am hugely confused
but then I have a stinking cold and my world currently consists of snot
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)

I recommend two things
firstly - hunners of cups of hot water with lemon in it - big chunks of lemon, ot slice, but needs to be juice and rind in the hot water. It'll strip your throat a bit but will do you wonders.

Secondally - hot toddy.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)

thanks
I just wanna go home and crisp up my duvet
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)

Actually I kiwi told me years ago of something that works an absolute threat.
It's the same as option one but wuth honey and the surprising ingredients that works wonders, a sliced clove of garlic.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

may as well- I can't smell anything, me

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)

The honey and garlic line the throat.
Garlic is also a natural antiseptic as well.

EDIT: I can't smell anything either, I'm dyslexic.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)

you swipe it over the machine and a voice says 'Geroorrrrrf moi land'

( The Great Architect, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)

I'm surprised it made the news letter with the amount of people that posted it straight on the messageboard.
/not looking at the mantlepiece when stoking the fire blog.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)

And why bother waking up when you can't even feel the poker?
/Goodness Gracious Me blog
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)

I've always just used a log.

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)

*shudders*
she gives me the willies, and it's too early for THAT nonsense
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)

/tranny blog.

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)

;)

( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)

would

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)

with a flaming shithammer?

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)

Gawd allmighty!!!!!!
I recognise the piccy its a great long thread where guys mercilessly shred the crap out of the Bikini-clad female.....
(angriestangel, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)

Marginal female that...
more like an attack twat from alpha centauri...
( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)