"baddum-tish"


Alright, so that was The Sun, but you know the Daily Mail would have done if The Sun hadn't
done it first.

EDIT: Better?

From the The Daily Mail challenge. See all 249 entries (closed)

(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)

Nice font matching there
what algorithm are you using?
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)

HAHAHA
...in Times New Roman
( The Twisted Omentum Talk about Mudflaps, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)

I believe it's known as René Albert's MLNGLMGLNGLMGLNGM
:)
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)

This took me over 40 hours in MS Paint.
Great artists are never appreciated in their own time. Nor are incompetents like me.
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)

In that 40 hours, you could have helped 7 homeless people find shelter
or killed 15 zebras by running over them in a steamroller
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)

I stand by my decisions though

(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)

and then made a shelter out of dead zebras and used steam rollers

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)

Sounds to me like "The lazy man's way of making pedestrian crossings".

(Michelle Obama's Stalker STILL doesn't know how to use the linkify button., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)

effort is so overrated
I'd recommending sitting back with a nice glass of something pleasant

:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)

and a croissant?

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)

hmm, yes

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)

My next door neighbour's got a steam roller
It's called "Arfur"
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)

We appreciate you
signed Editor: The Daily Mail
( The Twisted Omentum Talk about Mudflaps, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)

FRESH

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)

Fresh indeed

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)

Freshest gander I've ever seen

(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)

failboat?
minor tj: It occured to me today, while sitting inside of a bus, that nobody says "GET LOST!" anymore

when did this phrase go out of fashion?
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)

since TOMTOM went to market

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)

but that just causes more lostment!

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)

"Stroll on"

(asciifaceofbob meh, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)

stroll off
stroll on
stroll off

Mr Miyagi is a harsh taskmaster
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)

They don't?
We do oop north.
( Mstandot, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)

now now, oop north no insult would merely consist of only two words
:)
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)

The words "you cunt" are normally attached!

( Mstandot, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)

I have no idea
but I saw a shop the other day called 'Robert's Haberdashery'. It's nice to see that some words never go out of style :D
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)

Haberdasher is such a nice sounding word.
"Hello! I'm a haberdasher" is a lovely phrase.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)

There is a school near me
called Haberdasher's Askes.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)

I prefer
"Get to fuck!" and
"Away with you!"
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)

The people that said that . . . GOT LOST !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)

just found this in my photobucket, forgot I made it

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)

Harry potter and the schlong of Wadeefuuk

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)

and this

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)

my cliff one

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)

Really?

Photobucket deletes all my CDC images within the hour, due to 'violating terms of service'.

They let me keep all the nazi ones though.
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)

they deleted a nude picture of a women, but the picture next to it was also a naked women and they didn't delete that one, even though it showed more

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)

They once deleted
that picture of Michelangelo's painting where Adam and God are touching fingers that had been editted so god was pointing at Adam's groin and saying "lol". You know the one. Then again, it was called "lolwang.jpg" and when I re uploaded it as "adam.jpg" they left it there, so I'm guessing they look at filenames too.
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)

yeah it is
the one that got deleted, had the word nude in it, the other one was just a number
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)

That must be it, yes

I'll make certain all my kitten images have cunt somewhere in the filename from now on
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)

Harry Potter and the Wrists of Glee

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)

Haha :D

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)