i was full of shit
but i pooped and, being a monkey, i threw the poop at passersby.
now i am not quite so full of poop, although there is still some left in there.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)

yesterday i was full of shit
until i had the hoojest fart-propelled poop.
toilet duck, RIP
(polished turd image challenge - Top 80% again!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)

i heard a delightful tale
about a local man getting the curvy head of a toilet duck jammed solidly up his rectum. nursing staff could barely suppress the laughter for long enough to remove it.
wherever he goes now, the local children quack at him.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)

saw something similar
on 'most embarrasing medical something or other'

a man admitted to hospital with several doll's heads up his bum.

apparently he liked to masturbate while shitting them out
(polished turd image challenge - Top 80% again!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

hahaha!
i loved the story of the old man with a jam jar up his arse, FHM showed his x-ray
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)