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( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)

BAN THIS FUCKING SHITE

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)

that's a bit harsh

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)

it is.
I apologise.

Not directed at you. The compo in general, and the degradation into anagrams and plays on ban this sick filth, make me want to piss hard into my eyes then jump out the window.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)

I know what you mean
this compo doesn't have legs
bring on the wall!
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)

haha

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

:)

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)

don't do that broony
have a bacon sandwich and enjoy the crisp autumn air...

:)
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)

:)
someone's got sand in their vagina :)

... not sure whether it's true - I just like saying it
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)

ha ha ha
Very good Monty!!
(eddie fingers, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)

You'll have to speak louder, I reckon.
;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)

I'm shouting as loud as I can!!
I dunno what I've done wrong!! I think he likes me really ha ha
(eddie fingers, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)

would
I have an important question:
Toast or noodles for supper?

and if toast, what topping?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)

Gravel
and Brussels Pate.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)

I don't have any brussels pate.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)

Well, Gravel would seem like the way to go, then.
perhaps with just a twist of Bitter Lemming.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)

toast
with a noodle topping
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)

this is infact a possible option

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)

Toast and marmite
or toast and jam, depending on your need for sweet or savoury.

If you need a more substantial meal, I recommend beans on toast.
( the holly and the ivv, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)

i don't have any marmite or vegemite for that matter :'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)

Food Shopping is obviously a concept they don't have in Oz, right?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)

if you can't kill it with a brick, you can't eat it

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)

I have some other shit from aldi
which i don't like
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)

Aldi - Pah!
Waitrose, mate - Wait-Rose.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)

my nearest Waitrose is over 20 miles away
when I lived in Lonson there were 5 within 5 miles of me.
God I miss Waitrose
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)

'lo IVV!
*hugs*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)

'lo!
*hugs back belatedly*
( the holly and the ivv, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)

She has rather long armpit hair

( Tribs Stuck for gift ideas? www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)