Presents wrapped, sleigh loaded, just enough time for a glass of wine and a mince pie...


From the B3ta Christmas cards challenge. See all 283 entries (closed)

( Barbarossa just ate an incredibly acidic apple on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

You clever fucking cunt
*Clickywoo*
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

Attention to detail meant this took fookin' ages...

( Barbarossa just ate an incredibly acidic apple on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

I can imagine
well worth it though

*applauds*
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

I always knew!
*click*
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

Complete with carrots for the reindeer!
Very nice :)
btw, reindeer meat is quite tasty.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

Anything like normal venison?
I like venison *nyom*
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

Nah, reindeer is quite delicate compared to venison.
I love 'em both, mind.

One of my more surreal memories is of sitting outside in the blazing sunshine, shirt sleeves rolled up, tucking into a plate of reindeer and bottle of lager, while listening to Christmas carols.

I was on a visit to Santa Claus Village at the end of June.
( flake accepts her, one of us., Fri 28 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)

The only thing I gave up on was the newspaper was going to be a list
of good and bad children... ;)

EDIT: Now I have! :)
( Barbarossa just ate an incredibly acidic apple on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)

WIN

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

:-)
Excellent!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

how?! what?!
how did you do that?!

i give you the 12 clicks of x-mas
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

A lot of cutting and pasting ;)

( Barbarossa just ate an incredibly acidic apple on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)

wow, you deserve
another click heh
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

I'm still working on it :)
Just added the list to the newspaper...
( Barbarossa just ate an incredibly acidic apple on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)

hahaha
top class
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

Fantastic!
I've got to have everything done by the 22nd this year cos we are going away...

Gonna be a mission
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

Another...
... well executed meme. I do like seeing these. Well done :)
(Cloudane, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

Super
but aren't you a month early?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)

ho ho ho magic
:D
( elvisweathercock, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)

That be ACE!
Have a Chrimble *click*
( Ninj, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)

Oh yes!
I think we all turn a little smug after Xmas dinner.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)

Now that's what I call Christmas...
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)

u just became my fave b3tan

( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)

*glees*

( Barbarossa just ate an incredibly acidic apple on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)

very nicely done

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

Stop the competition!
There is no need to go any further... this is WIN!

*clicks*
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)

just lovely
woo
( Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)

this is superb

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

Cheers!

( Barbarossa just ate an incredibly acidic apple on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)

I've just noticed what's on the paper
quite quite brilliant!!
( The Twisted Omentum The only thing better than hairspray, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)