a nicer, happier, less child-scaring bagpuss
hey, it's cheaper than therapy!

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( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)

Nougat must come in this bag.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)

only if he's suitably aroused

( mictoboy, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)

That made me do a giggle, that did.
I want a friend called Nougat. I'd flounce around him like a Parisian noble shouting 'Noooougaaaaah!'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)

i think it is a good name for a cat
but i am a dog person
( mictoboy, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)

Damn you for having a perfectly nice looking wife and ruining my joke.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)

haha
she's GOYJUSS
( mictoboy, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)

I'm terrified I'll see her somewhere
just incase I point at her and scream at the top of my lungs 'MICTO'S HAD HER'.

She'll probably beat me to a pulp or something.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)

'perfectly nice looking' is not much a compliment

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)

Oh thank you, Captain Helpful.
It is as far as I'm concerned, as I meant it in a complimentary way, so nuts to you.

Anyway, bye.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)

i was thinking that myself
i love nougat, especially with the glace cherries in it
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)

*snorts*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)

is that a derisive snort
of an "i'm laughing" snort?
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)

no, hungry snort
think uruk-hai.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)

i'm always thinking uruk-hai
but only as a means of segueing into my samwise fantasies
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)

Noggin the Nougat

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)

I'm going to have to buy Noggin the Nog on box set, if I can.
Everyone says it's wonderful but I've never seen any.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)

buy them here
www.dragons-friendly-society.co.uk/noggin/noggin.htm
( CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)

thats graping my squidilo
:D
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)

thank you.
i don't think i've ever produced anything that's graped your squildo before!
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)

Hay is not cheaper than therapy.
I cannot feed my horse on the NHS.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)

oh, i don't know
have you looked inside their mattresses?
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)

That's there for the C.Diff imps,
you're not allowed to feed it to quadruped land fowl.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)

aaaww, pleeeease?

( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)

No. They can have jelly and bits of fluff like everyone else.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)

*bokes*
no more jelly. ever.
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)

market these
I will buy one
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)

would that i could
but i'm afraid of being sued by the makers of hello kitty and irate nougatiers.
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)

damn those nougatiers
coming here, stealing our, erm, hobnobs
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)

the dastards!
oooh, you've just reminded me that i've got a packet of shortbread fingers in the cupboard
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)

The Three Nougatiers
with their flashing blades of liquorice.
( namdrah The cat whisperer, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)

all for one, and one for tea

( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)

I think that I can handle it !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)

oof!

( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)

Therapists need to eat too.

( namdrah The cat whisperer, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)

they can eat their notebooks!

( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)