"it's alright lad, he's gone to a better place"
although i'm not going to a better place, i am going. i lose my internet in just less than an hour and a half. i don't know when i will be back, but believe me, it'll be as soon as can possibly manage it.
i'll miss b3ta and i'll miss all of you. :'(

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( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)

bless ya
hurry back, i'll keep your place warm for you.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)

thanks
i'll try to be back soon
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)

'sad face'
you've found somewhere else, haven't you?

:'(
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)

yes
it's my cable-phone-and-internet-less lounge :(
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)

well hurry back soon, then
:)
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)

will do

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)

OH NOES!
BYE SMASHY :(
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)

bye
*sniff*
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)

WHO ELSE WILL I CHAT NONSENSE TIL 2AM WITH :(
THE GAYSHIFT WONT BE THE SAME
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)

you'll just have to imagine i'm here

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)

Aww bless

Hope everything works out for you.
You're one of the nice ones.
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)

thanks
you're nice, too
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)

what, what's happening?
is it the blitz?
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)

yes
the cable nazis want money i can't afford to pay
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)

noooooooo
barricade yourself in
get a flamethrower and some bricks
they'll never dare
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)

if they didn't cut it off from their nice safe office
i would
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)

Buy a small notebook and a biro.
It's soothing to carry these items around, ignoring them.
( Sea Tramp The Good Life Christmas Special is on 2 at 7.30pm, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)

i shall
it beats my current fallback hobby of knitting patchwork blankets
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)

Why are you losing your internets? You're nice and friendly.
:(
( elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)

because i can't afford to pay for it

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)

set up paypal and get people to donate

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)

nice thought
but i wouldn't like to ask
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)

^ This
You were nice to me when I introduced myself. I'm unemployed, young and poor, but I'd give you £2 for internets.
( elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)

that's a lovely thing to say
but i'd feel really weird taking people's money. i'll get back on my feet soon, then i'll be back.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)

Bye bye then, ma'am.
:(
( elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)

Keep it hot Smash . . . see you ASAP !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)

thanks
nice sombrero
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)

awww, hurry back loverly likkle lady

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)

i shall
hopefully i'll only be gone a couple of month
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)

You could always go on the game to pay for it..!!!
Hurry back as soon as possible.....
You're one of the nicest people on here and lurking on here won't be half as much fun while you're gone....
(the invisable man, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)

i don't think cable would accept a jar of pennies ;)

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)

Eeeeek......missreads
Has vision of you cutting off mens pennieses and putting them into jar..!!
(the invisable man, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)

that's only at weekends ;)

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)