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(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)

didn't i...
but it was...

huh...
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)

Deja vu?
Or dirty thread-deleting reposter?
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)

The latter, I believe.
;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)

Indeed
Good thing I'm all raged-out
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)

Yeah, but
it's because they were trying to be helpful, so maybe they'll get cut some slack?
( rogan, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)

I wish I had your optimism

( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)

Indeed yes.
Stranger things have happened.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)

Like that thing with the penguin and the canister of liquid helium.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)

Hahahahahahah...nice one
Wotcha mister, cheers for the RLG last night, it put a real smile on my emo features ;)

Also, did you see the return of blue guy? he used to be a regular bit on here.

_{*Real Life Gaz}
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)

I'm very confused now
de-ris, please?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)

Oh dear.....
I'm not sure that was a wise idea.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)

Oh Well
I guess i'm just a rank amature
(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)

Not at all,
merely that your bottom may be a little sore from the inevitable raping.

I did try to couch my response in gentle tones.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)

You're just buttering him up for yourself
let us all have a go!
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)

:D

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no yes*
*no.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)

Erm ...
Oops. This is partly my fault, all - I requested a smaller version.

Sorry - and thank you to bowi555, but you're going to be nazied.

I'd join in but I feel partially responsible.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)

That's what the Nazi's said
um...
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)

I think you'll find they requested
A larger version, actually.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)

never mind
these things happen : )
(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)

That's very understanding of you
You bloody hippy.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)

It's all your fault, AS USUAL.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)

Haha!
*twirls moustache*
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)

I had an awesome anecdote about my boss and you just deleted it.
YOU FUCKING CUNT I HATE YOU.

Not really. It wasn't awesome in the slightest. Edit, though. Is your friend.

Edit: Oh, wait. That didn't happen. Who's the massive spastic now? It's me.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)

I think what was meant was that it's not very wise for people to have 'cunt' in large letters on their screens at work.
The text is still very legible, therefore this wasn't really much of an improvement.

As will no doubt already have been mentioned by the time I've finished typing this, you would have been better off using the 'edit' button on the previous thread where you posted this than creating a new thread. New threads push someone else's work off the bottom of the screen - something which potentially could have taken them hours to make, so reposting in new threads tends to make people quite angry.
( Matazone Nine and a half years? Poot., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)

^ what this wise man said.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)

/\ This

( Matazone Nine and a half years? Poot., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)

Very wise
to wise for me i'll try to be a good little boy and am at this moment banging my head with a medium sized frying pan.

BAD MAN!!! (me)
(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)

You gotta think though
if you're really worried about the word "CUNT" appearing on your screen while you're at work maybe b3ta isn't the best website to be hanging out on!
( rogan, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)

I don't have to think.
Don't you repress me, you facist.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)

Just tell your boss
it's a self help group for tourettes sufferers and then swear at him till he asks HR to put you on paid leave
( rogan, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)

Hahahahahahaha
Sadly my boss is 6' 5", and I'm only 5'11".
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)

Is this work or a playground?
We don't tend to solve work-place disputes with violence here.

Psychological torture perhaps...
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)

I work in a boxing ring.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)

hahahaha

( Barry the Time Sprout twinned with Dan Ackroyd, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)