As Emily grew older, she tired of the little shop and its curious inhabitants.


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( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)

Darth Firmin?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)

Who?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)

Tracy jordan on smack, thats who

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)

Ha ha ha!
White people have stolen Jazz, Rock and Roll, Heart Disease and Will Smith. Now they wanna take my money!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)

Emily Farmin is the little girl in Bagpuss.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)

Fix THAT, Charlie Mouse.

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)

'lo cequine one.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)

Yo ho ho

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)

OH SHIT!
ITS YOU AGAIN!

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)

Still jolly, too

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)

yeah, go on a fucking killing spree

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)

She's made her own brand of lubricant out of that fucking woodpecker too.
PY Jelly.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)

He'd make a good contraceptive:
"Professor Yaffle's Spaff Baffles"
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)

haha!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)

for a Yaffing good time

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)

Yaffing:
sex with someone dressed as a woodpecker.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)

that why you need to use some PY jelly

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)

Profit!

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)

lolwut!

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)

Sickling . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)