hahahhahha
why didnt a fucking shoe hit him?
why didnt he choke on a pretzel?
or get blown up or whatever those attempts at him where?
(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:10, archived)

Because his fate was to be stepped on
by the Monty Python foot.
( mofaha, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:11, archived)

monty python foot? im sorry i dont know what that is
i recognized it as a foot from angelo bronzino's allegorie des triumphes der venus.
(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:20, archived)

CULTURE!

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:47, archived)