Times were hard now the acting job was over


From the Oliver Postgate challenge. See all 136 entries (closed)

(scowners Started to be a twat at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)

Phwoar!
Now - how much for a good, hard shag?
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)

*must...resist...posting...clangerporn again*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)

*Paddington Hard Stares*
Yes, you must.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)

Nip, nip, nip.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)

Is it tuppence? I can't remember

( Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)

Hahaha
This is not a compo. This is but a tribute.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)

Bugger me, you must have a small one...

* woo
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)

*buggers*

( Barbarossa just ate an incredibly acidic apple on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)

Tight arse?

( namdrah On /board no-one can hear you groan., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)

I want the "soup dragon special"

( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)

hahaha
I have a clanger, my ex-bosses mum made for me, it has vicious talons that I wouldn't want near my cock.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)

There is nothing about that sentence that doesn't disturb me

( Barbarossa just ate an incredibly acidic apple on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)

My ex-bosses mum's hands were soft and warm

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)

*spluffs*

( Barbarossa just ate an incredibly acidic apple on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)

tie it down first

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)