I am happy that my family remembered the true meaning of christmas this year
and got me some Star Wars Lego.
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

Yays!
Bizarrely I got a cheque for £5 from my old man. I haven't spoken to him for five years and seeing that he's loaded I think it was some strange attempt at an insult.
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)

he's seeing if he's got the right address for you.
If you bank the cheque, then he knows you received it.
( Batsgirl, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

I wouldn't bank it anyway
But I'd guessed this.
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

Star Wars Lego.
Star Wars Lego. Ruskii Standard Vodka!
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

Fuck that.
I'm on the bolly already and the pub opens soon:)
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

Pub!?!?!
On christmas!
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

Well my family consists of me.
SO I'll be taking a few Ozzies down for a merry pissedmas.
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

Happy drunkings then :D

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

Verily:)

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)

so what?
the more the merrier
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)

literally:)

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)

I havent opened mine yet
but I know im getting a ski trip
Thats a bit hard to put under the tree
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

unless it's a yoghurt popular in the 80's that's been laced with LSD...

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

I LOLled
By that I mean I really did laugh out loud, I didn't just sit in a chair drooling like a Scope poster child.
(Martin P - brand new username, same old shite, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)

^ LOL THAT ALSO

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)

^ LOLTHIS

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)