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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: THE FUNNY SIDE OF WAR


With the Israelis and Palestinians intent on blowing each other up, this depressing saga must be getting you down. So fire up Photoshop and show us the funny side of conflict.

Challenge suggested by The Coast of Yemen, and voted for by YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# And no TOAP
and not too many "Gazza" jokes.

Cheers guys
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Oh noes
The Gazza jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# It's just a posh way of saying Gazza, is that there Gaza
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Yes, this. A thousand times this.
Last week saw far too much stuff blundered off the board by clumsy TOAPs.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I mean
perhaps you should have thought of that before hand
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Hahahah holy shit.
A week of this.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] i would prefer this

do i compo or not? ah hell might as well
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Yeah but it's not real :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)
# i know
i hope i don't see the above image (too much)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Holy shit
Well give it a few more days and we might see some holy shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)
# SWEET
 
little bit of politics there
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Make this happen, robert....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Does everyone realise that this isnt authorised by god (rob)
And isnt on the frontpage, so therefore isnt real?

Shame - good compo idea too. It would just end up with people drawing CDCs on horrific war photos though...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)
# rob isn't God.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Yeah
there's no way God would be ginger
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)
# God is a black chinaman.
Fact.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Yes, she is
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Fraser's a mod*. If he says it's the new challenge, then it is.



*Not a rocker, LOL!!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Ah - i didnae know that.
Jolly good!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# you really don't know what you are doing do you?
Fraser IS the compo and has been since pop socks were in vogue for men.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I hate it when I miss a post where I am patronised by a young girlie!
I've missed a good argument but thank you for replying down there. It was more succinct that I could probably muster.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)
# not a problem madam.
I aim to serve in your absence.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Oh yes it is
*refresh*
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] straight in there
with a pea

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# i love this
and by extension, you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# have you had me?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# *checks profile*
sadly, no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)
# ATTENTION EVERYONE!
We've found a lady micto 'hasn't had'

as you were
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# of course
the whole 'i've had her' thing
is used by me when people post pictures of hideous malformed creatures/men/animals

and not hot ladies

it's sort of ironic or something
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# You mean like 10,000 spoons in Beijing?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)
# It may soon be too late
(2 posts down)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)
# do you want to?





I may be slightly drunk and acting a bit loose.... ; )
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Christ
get a room
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)
# i've got a room!
i've got a few!

so nerr
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# "It rubs the lotion on its skin..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# ^ wrong
Just.. so .. very.. wrong..

But right!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# haha, you go for it, this was sadly overlooked earlier
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I immediately thought of this when I first read the post
That will take some beating but beware, Archie usually has something up his sleeve :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Beau may very well clean up on this challenge :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Between you, Bo and Toasty
most challenges are pretty much open and shut cases
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)
# oh hush now
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Oh yes
but I am confident you will pull something out of your shiny leftfield hat :)
edit: that you keep up your sleeve
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# just be a load of shit pictures
of yanks raising a comedy flag/cock/swing in Iwo Jima, A young, badly burned naked Japanese girl being chased by Gary Glitter/Jonathan King/Arthur C. Clarke or a Vietnamese citizen just about to be shot by a comedy gun.

Forgive me in advance if I don't see a laugh in this.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# you? failing to see the funny side?
how rare
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Don't get me wrong.
I love a good war, but there is nowt funny about it. It's just better than bungee jumping.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
The sentence "don't get me wrong, I love a good war" is now imprinted upon my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# an army or two
see what i did there
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)
# you beat me to it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# this wins already.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# That's BRILLIANT.
Winner! I think this deserves a Panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Err... What's a "Pea"?
And please don't tell me it's a little green vegetable... :)
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Pea = pea roast = repost
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# It's a little green vegetable
posted many times.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)
# A spoonerism for a repost
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Thanks!
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)
#
www.dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/Pearoast/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)
# a really stupid spoonerism that people somehow seem to think makes their reposted images more acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# FP this now
or I'll bum your embassy
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# stunning!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I seem to remember this :)
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I've never understood why they are fighting each other.
If God/Allah loves them so much, why did he promise them both the same plot of land (and a fucking desert at that)?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Congrats on the FP
I still can't read "I don't care who started it, I'll finish it!" without hearing our mum's voice internally.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# A wee pearost in return...
This one got an FP but it's similar in that it's also very long!

Kudos to you for point out the sheer childish stupidity we have to deal with in this damn world.



Hopefully I'm not just bandwagon jumping, but it's possibly, maybe, worth the pea too.
(clopinettes, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Hey
It's funny cos it's true!
(ShaftManlike, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] M*A*S*H



Am I gonna get flamed?????
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Obviously not
I love mashed potato
(Papa Chocolat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] And because mine is a pearost, I may be the first to enter the compo


Edit: well, the third :^P
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# pffft
Top stuff

congrats on the third
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Fourth!
THAT's the way to get first....
;O)
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] This, surely...

*edit* If anyone's interested the NSFA more graphic animated version of this is on moid.org/ed/?C=M;O=D and yes, twas me who dud it...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# that's some high-tech shit right there.
 
and in no way homoerotic
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)
# It's a living, eh?
:s
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Park this: here


repost for compo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)