Ha!
I was terrible at those games. The only response I ever got was "you cannot do that"
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)

I never lasted more than about 3 minutes before I started swearing at it.
"I'm afraid you can't do that"

"OH GO FUCK YOURSELF"

"I don't understand to FUCK"
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)

^^This to the extreme
I had "Frankenstein" on the C64 which had a 15 rating (because every now and then you allegedly saw a scary 8-bit drawing).

I couldnt get out the first room.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)

did anyone have grand larceny on the c64?
I never managed to finish that, and lost the instructions so didn't know what the commands were. Typing in every verb you can think of eats up a lot of time.
(horRidM casual lurker, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)